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How about
"Sounds like array of computer card in heirless hat can't hold escapologist" (12)
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Every morning I use my moped (a Piaggio Zip 2T) for the short journey to the station before joining all the other dead-souls on the train to London. I've noticed a strange pattern.
On dry mornings where it hasn't rained in the night the seat is wet with condensation and needs wiping before I sit on it. On wet mornings though, it's dry. Odd huh? The rest of the bike is dripping.
Anyone have an explanation for this before I get it airlifted to CERN?
I used to use an electric moped BTW, but it cheapness ran out when I had to replace the batteries on it. Also, I once got overtaken on a hill by a MAMIL on a bicycle - that felt bad.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Probably to do with pore size -- the big drops run off, but little ones get trapped.
Side note:
How to get your own back on annoying Germans in a camp-site: just wipe your hand across the roof of their tent when it's raining, and it makes it non-waterproof.
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That's an explanation I can run with! You're clever you are.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I went to a good school, I did.
Only to clean the drains, like, but...
(That one is Milligan)
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I told you I was ill.
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What time is it?
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A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
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It is a pleasure
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Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Griff?
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Welll, um, if a anybody asks me the time, I can show it to dem.
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Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't that time?
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He doesn't show it to them!
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Hey, I'm getting up-voted for Milligan's jokes!
The old man'd be proud.
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That worked a peach on my Scoutmaster's tent when I was a Boy Scout. It's vitally important, though, to wait until after the rain is falling well. Running a hand across a dry tent before the rain will do no good; the hand has to break the surface tension between the droplets and the dry cloth in order to start the flow of water across the cloth barrier, and once established it is difficult to break that path until the cloth completely dries. If you're really in a hurry, wait for the rain to start, then pull up the tent stakes. The victim's own thrashing about will provide all the hand contact required - from the inside - to break the surface tension barrier and ensure a soggy night for the tent occupants. This method also reduces the chance of leaving any DNA samples behind as evidence... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/NewDelhi/Lok-Sabha-stamps-out-a-shame-bans-manual-scavenging/Article1-1118866.aspx
In the US called "green toilet"
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How is it defamation?
It's a fact that it happens, and a good thing that the legislature is taking steps to stop it.
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Better to stop defecation.
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And why do you think that talking about toilet is a good idea, with a cold-link? 
I am sure there are lot more interesting news happening than this in our country.
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Rutvik Dave wrote: And why do you think that talking about toilet is a good idea
I hope you were joking there. From the article, it seems to me that the bill would have as much to do with ensuring people's 'right to live with dignity' as it has to do with toilets. In any case i read it as making people responsible for cleaning up their own sh*t, so to speak. 
The link points to a valid news site and the article seems like valid news, I don't see what's wrong with posting it here (although maybe it would have been better placed in GIT considering the content is largely India-centric).
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."
-Ornette Coleman
"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."
-Anon.
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Well said!
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parths wrote: I don't see what's wrong with posting it here
IMHO, There is no point in talking about toilet and sh*t in India with the rest of the world.
parths wrote: The link points to a valid news site and the article seems like valid news
I was trying to say that, one has to copy and paste the link in the browser to navigate, so it was not a hot-link.
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Linkey no workey
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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