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"The Last Leg", surely?
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Sorry, yes, brain fart.
You know when you sense something is wrong but have absolutely no idea what it is...
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Not to mention his complete lack of acting ability.
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Oh I don't know. That scene in Mission Impossible 3 where he was getting beaten up - kept me glued to my seat. I even rewound it and cheered a few times.
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Yeah.. I was pretty disappointed when he managed to reanimate himself... 
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I suppose we should count our blessings -- at least he's not Keanu Reeves.
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I don't get the whole Tom Cruise is gay thing.
Why do people think he's gay?
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MehGerbil wrote: Why do people think he's gay?
Is it because he likes to put his penis inside other men?
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Hi
I'm a junior .Net developer, and I am looking for a couple of blogs talking about c#, .Net, Linq, etc.
I'm looking for sombody where I can learn from. So do you have a couple of links that put me in the right direction?
greetings
Christopher
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You have arrived at your destination 
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You're at the right place.  Welcome!
/ravi
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Chris' post made me wonder something: We all agree that Tom Cruise is the wrong person to play Jack Reacher! But which actor would be the right one?
Frankly, I have no idea, so I'd be interested in hearing your suggestions... 
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Chuck Norris.
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Well, going strictly by size, Chuck's adversary from "An Eye For An Eye" (yes, it's in my 12Tb collection), Professor Toru Tanaka[^] would probably be better - if it wasn't for the fact that he was hawaiian - and died 13 years ago...
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A dead Japanese you say? Well, he could probably outact Cruise (and definitely outact Cage, even if one of them has been cremated)
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Well, I thought he was japanese. Turns out that he was in fact Hawaiian. He looked a lot more asian in my opinion... 
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OK. A dead Hawaiian could probably still outact Cruise. 
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Lose the word 'probably'
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No chance.
He may be short, but he employs very tall lawyers!
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It's a good question, and one that doesn't seem to have had any consensus elsewhere on the internets.
You need someone big, taut, but not too good looking, someone with a gruff voice and a weary look.
I don't know either.
Someone's list of better options[^]
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Good list, but most of the people are too small for Jack Reacher. I could see Jason Statham as a good Reacher, but he doesn't quite have the build. My man Dolph would probably also be a lot better than Cruise. I'd go with him instead. 20 years ago, Arnie would have been a contender as well, I think...
I did get a strange and very odd thought, though: If it wasn't for the accent and if he could lose a few pounds, I think that maybe Gerard Depardieu could be a wild card... Am I totally off my rocker with that? 
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Glancing down the pictures Dolph struck me as right facially straight away.
And he claims to be 6'5"
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