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People's English usage sucks, but you gotta role with it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Roc hand role, babby! 
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I've got a cheese & pickle roll. Does that help?
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Have you been scavenging through dustbins again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, just baking.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Nope, I had ham and mustard with coleslaw for lunch. Very nice it was too.
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Sounds lovely, except for the mustard and coleslaw. 
/ravi
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I've been playing too many roll playing games to know how to spell too.
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I saw it on imgur. One comment pointed out that the use of the two colors, and especially the pink marker, is definitely a sign that people were pissed off. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: is definitely a sign that people were pissed off.
So that person did not think that the locked store meant they were pissed off?
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I think you just got the irony of the imgur commenter.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Never been there. 
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They make YouTube[^] commenters[^] seem profound.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Exactly. 
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Jayus! 
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I suppose it's more KSS than some of the other options.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But not nearly as colorful...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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For some reason, I read an extra "s" in that and thought it was the Irish response to a terrible joke.
As in, "Jaysus, that was terrible!"
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: "Jaysus, that was terrible!"
I do not know where you got that info but seems wrong 
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??? He's right, and your link confirms it.
I initially read it as the more familiar "Jaysus", too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: your link confirms it
I deny that! I want my liar now. I mean lower, uhm lior... O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this! 
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CBadger wrote: I want my liar now
Priceless. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Why thank You kind sir
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