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harold aptroot wrote: Tastes more like mud than like meat.
Besides the culinary account (  ), what I take from this is...you also eat mud... 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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2 things:
1) There is an old adage "You eat a peck of dirt before you die" (and a peck is about 4.5 litres) - it might even be right, in that it increases your exposure to "harmful" organisms, which boosts your immune system. I dunno - I was brought up before the current obsession with over cleanliness. Doesn't mean I don't bleach my chopping boards regularly though! 
2) Better Mud than McDonalds.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 2) Better Mud than McDonalds.
I prefer to avoid both. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Strangely, so do I...
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OriginalGriff wrote: "You eat a peck of dirt before you die"
Well, if you sit down and eat that much dirt, you deserve to die. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Just fry the bloody things, anything fried automatically tastes better than the original. Try some tempura vegetables, they are fried, improves veges no end! Got improve the taste of earth worms.
I've seem some silly bugger eat raw witchetty grubs, you can often get a tourist to eat them, just call them bush tucker. Fried in a little butter they are delicious.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Forget eating BSF larvae or other insects directly. Aquaponics is the way to go - a constant supply of fish, veges, and fruit in a mostly closed ecosystem.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Lumbricus rubellus contain very high protein content approximately 76%. This concentration is higher than mammal meat (65%) or fish (50%)." ... "In addition to protein-rich (50-72%), earthworms also contains several amino acids ... such as arginine (10.7%), tryptophan (4.4%) and tytosin (2.25%).
Surely, it unnecessary to elucidate the possible advantages of earth-worms over flies, but, since this is the Lounge, it would be exceptional not to do that, so:
1. no faint buzzing audible in the house coming from the larvae ranch.
2. for the prudish: less copulation (by flies) occurring in the house.
3. more space in the ground than in the kitchen.
4. earthworms perform valuable functions of aerating the soil (I assure you I have no prejudice against flies, per se).
5. direct-to-burger-patty for earth-worms much easier than larvae prep (?)
6. no problem of removal of chitinous residue of dead flies, and their (stinking ?) corpses ?
... tastes like chicken.
KISS
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Two hashed passwords were walking down the street in a bad neighborhood.
One was a salted.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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<crickets>silence</crickets>
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Your entropy has decreased.
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That joke makes Bruce Schenier[^] vomit.
(Almost got bit by the link eater!)
brisingr_aerowing@Gryphon-PC $ rake in_the_dough
Raking in the dough
brisingr_aerowing@Gryphon-PC $ make lots_of_money
Making lots_of_money
modified 31-Aug-13 18:43pm.
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Cryptically, the key to a good joke is telling it to yourself in private, and then if it's funny, telling it to the public.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's pretty good advice. I mean, privacy.
/ravi
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 +5
/ravi
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And I think this one is a bit of a way past mine... GizMag Protein Farm[^]
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Yuck.
I think it's nonsense when you hear people going on about how one day we will only have flies and insects to eat because somewhere along the line every other type of food disappeared.
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I prefer the ones that grow yeast in a handy imbibable format.
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I believe I'll pass on that also!
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First, the demand for meat will not double in the next 40 years; that's a rediculous idea.
Second, an insect does not contain "meat". Take away the skeleton and it oozes all over the place. Even Soylent Green has more potential than maggot-meat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Take away the skeleton and it oozes all over the place
Ah.
You've never seen "mechanically recovered" or "chopped and shaped" meat being processed then....?
Big time tip: don't.
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While it might be true that the "product" may contain the necessary protein, I am pretty sure that it would be hanging offense where I live to suggest that fly larva would be a suitable substitute for BBQ <T>.
And you would have to pry my steak knife out of my cold dead hands.... (I don't have a gun)*
*Shocking huh? An American that does not own a gun.
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I like limits[^]. But ... there are kitchen gadgets[^]
Cheers,
R2D2
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If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it.
Being loved gives you strength,
while loving gives you courage.
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