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In a far off land, there's a large mountain. At the top of this mountain, a reclusive group of monks called the Redoceerf live in a crumbling old monastery. The moss covered walls of this monastery have stood as mute witness to the thousands of travellers who have attempted the difficult task of climbing to the summit of this mountain to ask questions of a wise old hermit.

The wise old hermit is reputed to know the secrets of everything. He knows the sound that one hand clapping makes (it's "cl" if it's the left hand and "ap" if it's the right hand). It is reputed that he knows how to live off the moisture in the air, and has never been known to tread on any form of lower life. The answer to the secrets you seek mean that you must climb the steep mountain paths until you come to the ravine of unanswered souls. Cross this ravine by means of the rickety bridge - it stretches into the mists, and it is missing several slats so take great care. Once across the bridge, you must climb the narrow paths until you come to the monastery. At the monastery, offer up fruits to the monks to seek their permission to pass.

Once past the monastery, you will climb up the mountain goat trails until you reach a small cave near the top of the mountain. There you will find the hermit. Seek to apprentice yourself to him for thirty years or so - he will judge your worthiness by giving you a single slice of hard bread. A word of warning here - do not eat the bread, no matter how much you hunger; after a day or so, he will hand you a bowl with a hole in the bottom and indicate that you should fill it with soup - use the bread to plug the hole and then fill the bowl. Note that the hermit will not speak, and if you pass this test, he will gesture to you that you may stay.

The tasks he gives you will be hard. They will test your endurance, and he will not speak. It is up to you to learn to listen to the silences in the wind. Once you can hear these silences, the secrets he knows will be unveiled to you - he will never speak to you directly, but you will have achieved wisdom. At the end of your apprenticeship, you will be ready to descend the mountain once more. Be sure to stop at the monastery to get your souvenir tea towel.

At this stage, you have the wisdom to know that this task is only urgent to you. Me? Well, I couldn't give a flying fig one way or the other, and I'd much rather spend the time mocking you.

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