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He who shouldn't be named... Luis Alonso Ramos26-Dec-08 6:55 Luis Alonso Ramos 26-Dec-08 6:55  Ok, just for today: Bill Sergio[^] If he can improve the internet speed by a factor of one million, he sure can do this!! Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico My Blog! Santa Claus Dr.Luiji25-Dec-08 10:09 Dr.Luiji 25-Dec-08 10:09  Ask for help to Santa Claus. Merry Christmas . Dr.Luiji Trust and you'll be trusted. Try iPhone UI [^] a new fresh face for your Windows Mobile, here on Code Project. More time Ed.Poore25-Dec-08 7:21 Ed.Poore 25-Dec-08 7:21  Nuff said I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder DHL Rawalian25-Dec-08 2:51 Rawalian 25-Dec-08 2:51  DHL will manage all the delivery with the their jets, trucks etc. Maybe they'll need to expand their system just for large number of gifts by Santa on holidays. I keep this in mind that there is going to be a percentage where names/addresses are not right or delays or maybe DHL fail to deliver at all. Not to mention mix up gifts. But hey, why not use a corporate that is already there to do Santa's job Handover, a MySQL database dump or a large SQL query+commands to import data into their database CListCtrl Jim Crafton24-Dec-08 4:14 Jim Crafton 24-Dec-08 4:14  How else are you going to be able to list all the packages still pending delivery?! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog A BIG PLACE!! 24 Hrs is Too Long! SNathani23-Dec-08 10:51 SNathani 23-Dec-08 10:51  Need a big place to keep them all. Since, it is not mentioned whether all gifts have a "To" address written, you can keep them all. Deliver to yourself! modified on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 5:00 PM An unlimmited source of funds Opielizer23-Dec-08 10:42 Opielizer 23-Dec-08 10:42  I would just hire hundreds of people to do my job for me. Give the deadline and watch the magic unfold. Most people would do anything for the right amount of money; even kill. Why would I break my back to do a task when I can laugh and watch so many others break thiers? A good return policy Todd Smith23-Dec-08 8:28 Todd Smith 23-Dec-08 8:28  Because if you're only going to make one of those items a priority then you're screwed. Todd Smith I took a different view RandyS23-Dec-08 3:21 RandyS 23-Dec-08 3:21  I said Red Bull, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a time dilation machine The one and only sucram22-Dec-08 19:23 sucram 22-Dec-08 19:23  You'll need Chuck Norris to do this job. He will roundhouse kick the gifts to their destination. Ho ho nossenv22-Dec-08 9:23 nossenv 22-Dec-08 9:23  Sometime ago I found this ad on the web (don´t remeber where): "With our clustered teleporting system consisting of 26 000 SPOCK E900 v4.2 QUANTUM SUPER VACUM automatic teleporting stations we can deliver aprox 2,246 billion packages in only 24 hour. Over the last 3 years we have improved our tracking algorithm, and with our latest Euler QED Tracking Software RC 9.3 Beta, we are proud that we not only can plot a fail safe point in space but also the location of all chimneys, socks and Christmas trees in the world, and With each delivery you can have our nifty holographic video presentation, our most popular is caled sledge ride. Get your own SPOCK E900 today, starting from 12.300,000,000 USD per unit." Re: Ho ho AllenR22-Dec-08 21:08 AllenR 22-Dec-08 21:08  Or simply just believe in Santa's Magic Ho Ho Ho Prerequisites include: codemunkeh22-Dec-08 6:10 codemunkeh 22-Dec-08 6:10  One (1) case of Plutonium rods Eighty-eight (88) miles per hour However, no roads will be required. Ninja (the Nerd) Confused? You will be... Re: Prerequisites include: Corporal Agarn23-Dec-08 4:16 Corporal Agarn 23-Dec-08 4:16  Just got this!! Hiro Michael Bookatz21-Dec-08 23:52 Michael Bookatz 21-Dec-08 23:52  from heroes with a blink he could do it all! Re: Hiro astanton197822-Dec-08 2:26 astanton1978 22-Dec-08 2:26  and Daphnie (the speedster). Re: Hiro chaiguy133722-Dec-08 4:39 chaiguy1337 22-Dec-08 4:39  Of course he'd still have to do the work. All he can do is stop time... ...unless he just jumped ahead into the future when it was already done... lol. Sad but true: 4/3 of Americans have difficulty with simple fractions. There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. {o,o}.oO( Check out my blog! ) |)””’)          http://pihole.org/ -”-”- Re: Hiro Dr.Luiji25-Dec-08 10:06 Dr.Luiji 25-Dec-08 10:06  hopingToCode wrote: from heroes with a blink he could do it all! Save the cheerleader, save the world, deliver the gift. Merry Christmas. Dr.Luiji Trust and you'll be trusted. Try iPhone UI [^] a new fresh face for your Windows Mobile, here on Code Project. Staff Marc Firth21-Dec-08 21:49 Marc Firth 21-Dec-08 21:49  Lots of staff. IA Computing Ltd - Neonlight Making it manageable Jakob Olsen21-Dec-08 21:20 Jakob Olsen 21-Dec-08 21:20  The problem is that the Good/Bad ratio isn't working for you. Just raise the requirements to get into the "I've been Good" category, until you end up with a manageable number. ASCII tables, HTML entities, types, string formats and more info for the nerdy coder at: www.codecharts.com Is it not obvious? ChaosOnion21-Dec-08 19:05 ChaosOnion 21-Dec-08 19:05  Eight tiny reindeer. Re: Is it not obvious? Corporal Agarn22-Dec-08 7:56 Corporal Agarn 22-Dec-08 7:56  Hey, I am taking a break at work. My brain is in overload and Christmas is not on my radar. Will outsource the job !! Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu21-Dec-08 18:50 Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu 21-Dec-08 18:50  Its the better option I guess.. Regards , Nishu Re: Will outsource the job !! James Garner (jadaradix)22-Dec-08 0:30 James Garner (jadaradix) 22-Dec-08 0:30  Haha, good one Re: Will outsource the job !! Mladen Janković22-Dec-08 2:55 Mladen Janković 22-Dec-08 2:55  And outsource it to North Pole, I heard they are the best [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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