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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar22-Jan-08 20:43
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Dave Cross31-Jan-08 3:10
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When I was a lad, working in a COBOL shop, there was a test program which used the names of all the punch room girls as variables. I can't recall what it did but it had memorable lines like: MOVE MARY TO BED and PERFORM SEX UNTIL SATISFIED. Blush | :O

Dave Cross

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