Click here to Skip to main content
15,905,325 members

The Weird and The Wonderful

   

The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Get rid of this programmer Pin
Arash Partow4-May-07 16:04
Arash Partow4-May-07 16:04 
GeneralRe: Get rid of this programmer Pin
Paul Conrad6-May-07 4:13
professionalPaul Conrad6-May-07 4:13 
GeneralRe: Get rid of this programmer Pin
Paul Conrad6-May-07 4:10
professionalPaul Conrad6-May-07 4:10 
QuestionNeed a sample code for Paging in ASP while doing printout by printer Pin
Kovalavarajan27-Apr-07 4:45
Kovalavarajan27-Apr-07 4:45 
GeneralRepeat After Me Pin
Brady Kelly26-Apr-07 8:00
Brady Kelly26-Apr-07 8:00 
GeneralRe: Repeat After Me Pin
chrishuff26-Apr-07 8:58
chrishuff26-Apr-07 8:58 
GeneralRe: Repeat After Me Pin
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:18
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:18 
GeneralMore Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
chrishuff26-Apr-07 7:13
chrishuff26-Apr-07 7:13 
A few years back, I started a consulting engagement. We took over support of all client/server programs. Get this, it was a public utility and all internal databases were in Access. Anyway, there was a large complicated program written by a non-programmer. How bad was the code?

Well, if there was more than one way to connect to a database, the "programmer" used each type. If there was more than one way to do ANYTHING, they used every method. Then, to top it off, whenever we would make a change in one section of the program (tons of SQL) then another part would break. Each time a bug would be raised, it would be a few hours for fixing, testing, and fixing the sections that should not have broke but did. We stopped answering our phones at 4pm because we wanted to go home at 5. Otherwise, we'd work into dinner time.
GeneralRe: More Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
Dave Kreskowiak26-Apr-07 7:16
mveDave Kreskowiak26-Apr-07 7:16 
GeneralRe: More Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
Tim Carmichael26-Apr-07 7:45
Tim Carmichael26-Apr-07 7:45 
GeneralRe: More Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
chrishuff26-Apr-07 8:55
chrishuff26-Apr-07 8:55 
GeneralRe: More Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:37
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:37 
GeneralRe: More Than One Way To Skin A Cat Pin
JMOdom30-Apr-07 8:57
JMOdom30-Apr-07 8:57 
GeneralThe Horror! Pin
Shog924-Apr-07 16:55
sitebuilderShog924-Apr-07 16:55 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
WhiteSpy25-Apr-07 3:24
WhiteSpy25-Apr-07 3:24 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
Jasmine250125-Apr-07 12:36
Jasmine250125-Apr-07 12:36 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
Brady Kelly25-Apr-07 19:12
Brady Kelly25-Apr-07 19:12 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
chrishuff26-Apr-07 7:04
chrishuff26-Apr-07 7:04 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
Brady Kelly26-Apr-07 8:11
Brady Kelly26-Apr-07 8:11 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
PJ Arends26-Apr-07 10:05
professionalPJ Arends26-Apr-07 10:05 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
Shog927-Apr-07 9:15
sitebuilderShog927-Apr-07 9:15 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:50
John R. Shaw28-Apr-07 13:50 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian1-May-07 21:39
professionalRajesh R Subramanian1-May-07 21:39 
GeneralRe: The Horror! Pin
John R. Shaw5-May-07 23:54
John R. Shaw5-May-07 23:54 
GeneralJoy! Pin
Brady Kelly24-Apr-07 1:44
Brady Kelly24-Apr-07 1:44 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Praise Praise    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.