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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralPretty Typical... Pin
JohnnySacks8-Mar-07 3:05
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Erik Burger9-Mar-07 1:03
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GeneralRe: Nice catch! Pin
Erik Burger7-Mar-07 22:39
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AnthonyC7-Mar-07 23:03
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AnthonyC7-Mar-07 23:11
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Erik Burger8-Mar-07 2:00
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PIEBALDconsult8-Mar-07 2:54
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AnthonyC8-Mar-07 14:32
AnthonyC8-Mar-07 14:32 
ErikDD wrote:
*grins* I happen to be one of the relatively few people who actually speak Dutch (aka a Dutchman) but I do appreciate the effort


ErikDD,

A hidden Dutchman! Very drole. And very hard to tell from your English, of course. I have always thought the Dutch speak the best English in Europe. BTW, how was my Dutch translation of the code? I speak English, French, German and two Australian Aboriginal languages, but alas no Dutch, which, if I could find the time I would try to learn. I also have only a Dutch to German phrase book (relic of a vacation in Amsterdam when I lived in Germany 20 years ago), so it was a bit tricky trying to put together a proper translation, and you don't get any nuances from Babelfish.

Thanks for the sly humour! You definitely made me laugh. Laugh | :laugh:

Anthony
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Erik Burger9-Mar-07 1:00
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Mike Dimmick7-Mar-07 0:52
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webmarco7-Mar-07 1:18
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PIEBALDconsult7-Mar-07 3:13
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GeneralI *suppose* that's a way of determining read permissions.. Pin
Erik Burger6-Mar-07 4:16
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David Crow7-Mar-07 7:34
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Erik Burger7-Mar-07 22:36
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peterchen10-Mar-07 3:09
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Erik Burger11-Mar-07 22:44
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General.NET Framework? What .NET Framework? Part Deux Pin
Erik Burger6-Mar-07 4:03
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General.NET Framework? What .NET Framework? Pin
Erik Burger6-Mar-07 3:57
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peterchen10-Mar-07 3:24
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Erik Burger11-Mar-07 22:52
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peterchen12-Mar-07 5:43
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Erik Burger12-Mar-07 23:36
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GeneralSQL Join? na I know a better way..... Pin
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