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It would seem you spend a bit too much time flirting with your monitor.
You may have observed that that putting your socks in the fron of your underware is ineffective in attracting a mate. If you'd have spent more time learning what women like, you would understand the attractive value of a long . . .
Oh never mind -
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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I mean, a new, really cute one.
My old one gets dowdy 
[...]
No! Only kidding. Really.
So stop hitting me, honey!
Please!
"We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising: and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation."
-- Caius Petronius, Roman Consul, 66 A.D.
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I've also spotted a receipt from Jessops.com, so I may actualy be getting one too!
Never argue with an imbecile; they bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
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They're very nice cameras...but how do you know that it's not a present from your SO to themselves? 
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Good point; I hadn't thought of that. Damn, now I'm grumpy 
Never argue with an imbecile; they bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
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If I didn't have one I'd be jealous!  Have fun.
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As long as it's a multiple choice question and you don't have to pay for them I find quite significant that only a 39% selected the 'Peace on Earth' choice.
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Maybe those are the 61% that just don't believe in Peace on Earth any more...
(I choosed to check it, hope against hope)
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I did not vote for that one because I believe that there is no chance in my lifetime for that to ever happen.
John
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Every one of us can do the difference... and 'hope' is the last thing to be lost.
If it doesn't in my life time I hope it happen soon.
If we spend the money from the war in health care, medicine research and alternative energy I’m sure a tons of lives can be save instead be killing each other for some gallons of rotten dinosaurs.
Off course as long there are people like Bush in the government that will be just a dream.
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If you think the chess rules are not fair, first beat Anand, Kasparov and Karpov then you can change them.
Moral is, don't question the work of others if you don't know the reason why they did it.
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CastorTiu wrote: If it doesn't in my life time I hope it happen soon.
I do not believe that every single person on earth could end all hatred, all pride and beliefs that they are somehow better than others, all desire to have something that other people have, and forgive and forget all wrong that has occurred in the past.
CastorTiu wrote: If we spend the money from the war in health care, medicine research and alternative energy I’m sure a tons of lives can be save instead be killing each other for some gallons of rotten dinosaurs.
The war in Iraq has very little to do with oil. If it did this would be a very good thing for us all as when the oil is gone in 50 years there would be no conflict in the Middle East.
John
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> I do not believe that every single person on earth could end all hatred.
I do believe; if everyone makes an effort it can happen, that will be the times when the human raze realize the meaning to us to be in the Universe.
War is some kind of sickness created for the persons with power that wants to have more power.
In a family two brothers will fight each other by nature, but if somebody in the neighborhood else harm one of the brother then the other will join him to defend him.
If someone from another neighborhood attacks yours, then you join your neighbor to defend yours and you have a war between gangs.
If other state attacks yours, then you will join the closer cities and you have a civil war.
If someone attack you country then you will join to all states/city and defends yours, and you have a war.
If someone attacks another country but is ally then you will join it and you will have a World War.
If aliens attack the planet then the earth will be join together to be defended.
How come that depends of the situation a person will join the enemy to beat another enemy?
War is not good from a simple fight between bothers until nuke each other between countries.
> All pride and beliefs that they are somehow better than others.
There are no better or worst, as long we respect each other is good, there is nothing more beautiful than learn about different cultures, religions, sports, some people are black some whites, yellow or green, we are all the f***... same, just Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxigen.
All of us will die in the next 100 years and for the 99.99% nobody will remember us in the next 200 years, so, what we do in the small time we are here depends of us.
> All desire to have something that other people have.
That is the main reason why all the wars start; there is nothing wrong with ambition and to want more, always I want more and more for that reason I work 15hs a day like a bitch, the problem is when you want something that SOMEBODY ELSE HAS. At work there is two ways to get a promotion, try to beat your ass to be noticed then a new position can be created, or the easier one, try to give sh*t about your boss then you can take his place.
> The war in Iraq has very little to do with oil. If it did this would be a very good thing for us all as when the oil is gone in 50 years there would be no conflict in the Middle East.
Enlighten me, because still I don’t believe all the “Operation Iraqi Freedom” Bushit
This is not a personal attack; I'm trying to understand you point.
Regards,
Gustavo.
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If you think the chess rules are not fair, first beat Anand, Kasparov and Karpov then you can change them.
Moral is, don't question the work of others if you don't know the reason why they did it.
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Well, Thats why we ask for it from Santa. From someone who cannot say no...lol
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hi i'am amal haasan from egypt i'am in the faculty of computer science can we be friends if u agree i'll be very happy
amal hassan
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I voted for it with zero hope. This is the middle Earth and it is not Heaven Or Hell. Hence you will experience both side of the coin here, mean war and peace.. If it ever become a peaceful world then it will be upgraded to heaven, or if not may downgraded to hell too..
L.W.C. Nirosh.
Colombo,
Sri Lanka.
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I voted on that one too. I do my share in anyway I can, but I don't believe such thing can be possible, it never has existed on earth and it never will. We just have to make it a relatively better place by education ourselves and others against ignorance
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Keia wrote: As long as it's a multiple choice question and you don't have to pay for them I find quite significant that only a 39% selected the 'Peace on Earth' choice.
There are far more important things the world needs to accomplish before we consider peace:
1. Justice. Injustice causes unrest which leads to violence.
2. Freedom. Lack of freedom eventually leads to violent rebellion.
Regards,
Alvaro
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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[I put all of the checkmarks, just in case youre wondering for some reason]
[And yes, couldnt resists the optional field]
- More Comfortable Live!
Either bad english person wanting a better life (wanting very badly, with an upside-down i exclamation mark), or simply not wanting to migrate to google's personalized homepage from MS's Live.
- My car would clean itself
Just write a new driver - should be a piece of cake with the new driver model that doesnt crash all other drivers when it itself crashed. yeah. right.
- OSX !
- Sex
Either one is the mis-spelled version of the other, or a gimmick (O! es ex !)
- Theory of Everything
Yes, I'd also like a big red buttons that says "Do My Work For Me" and it does whatever it is I am supposed to do.
- Windows 3.11 .net
Singularity, anyone?
- $8000 billion
And with what precision has (s)he chosen the amount. Not "all money in the world" or "as much or more as Bill Gates has". No Sireee! A whole 2^3 THOUSAND billion. maybe that should be 1024. Learn your comp sci math again.
- a titanium spork
Because sometimes you can get very-very hungry looking over that last bowl of soup or a piece of sausage and notice that you're biting a tad too much.
- law passed making killing spammers legal
Well, this one's a must. G'd job person, whomever you are.
- CListCtrl
And the classic too, of course. How could we possibly continue our lives without this wonderfully mythical control.
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...one day Microsoft is going to abandon the CListCtrl and then nobody will ever understand what the regulars here are "joking" about.
All the label says is that this stuff contains chemicals "... known to the State of California to cause cancer in rats and low-income test subjects."
Roger Wright
http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.asp?select=965687&exp=5&fr=1#xx965687xx
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Bernhard wrote: ...one day Microsoft is going to abandon the CListCtrl and then nobody will ever understand what the regulars here are "joking" about.
Them evil Microsoftians with their evil Anti-CP plan, huh?;)
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... you can get the rest with money, direct or indirectly. 
<font=arial>Weiye Chen
Give me the Death Note, and I'll cleanse the world...
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Buy peace with money? Well, that'll take a huge amount of it. It's probably cheaper to buy weapons.
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"Peace through superior firepower" has worked before, you know.
Grim (aka Toby) MCDBA, MCSD, MCP+SB
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