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The “ll” in tortilla is a single letter in Spanish. Is it fair to split it?
(Sore loser that never would have solved this one)
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@GregUtas
Where's the CCC? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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#Worldle #474 4/6 (100%)
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬅️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↖️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
tough one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Young Joey attends Confession, and opens by saying,
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Do you always set your jokes at Little Italy? 
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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I guess it's a very old joke when Italians have been the majority of the Catholics in the US. Unlike the Catholic and Orthodox faiths, confession in Protestant denominations is done directly to God rather than through a priest. (and yes, I'm fun at parties  )
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I guess you guessed right. 
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Except for that in the U.S. all catholic priests are Irish.
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Wordle 691 5/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Always the wrong guess first! 
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Wordle 691 3/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 690 4/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 691 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Yes, that first word can sure make a difference
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Wordle 691 5/6*
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well ... that's new. Not a single letter in the wrong place!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 691 5/6
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 691 6/6*
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Almost did not get it today! 
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Wordle 691 4/6
⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Wordle 691 X/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
Today was just not my day.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wordle 691 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Hard one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Message Closed
modified 15-May-23 19:06pm.
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"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"220, 221, what ever it takes," in Mr. Mom is a classic. I use this line or a variation a LOT.
Another favorite is when Damon Wayans says, "I think that would be best." in Beverly Hills Cop. It's mostly a delivery thing there.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.- Princess Bride
People on ludes should not drive! - Fast Times @ Ridgemont High
Chewmanitutonkshaowacheciela- Dances with Wolves
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Sgt. Hulka said: Lighten up, Francis
is one of mine as well. I think I used it recently. Lots of good ones from that movie. God I wish I was a loofa.
WOPR said: The only way to win is not to play.
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