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I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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I was hit by a boomerang, a few years ago.
Now you should fear my revenge.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Can't believe the luck on that 3rd attempt.
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Where was the bag and how did the thief get in? Or was this just another Labour stunt?
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: how did the thief get in?
Well, more people voted for her party than for any of the others... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Proof, if it were needed, that you can only fool some of the people ... 
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William Shakespeare wrote: A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yond justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, in thine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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The receptionist asked me "How about 10 tomorrow?"
But I don't need that many.
I was still wearing my coat.
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I beg to differ, I think you probably need em bro.
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Why ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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OK, looks like you need them too. 
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I'm probably having a dumb moment so, can you please explain ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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. . . A Moment is one sixtyeth of an hour
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Nobody mentioned moment
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"Doctor, Doctor, I am seeing double"
"Good, here's my bill."
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...and now I am seeing trouble.
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an old one I learned from my grandkids
"What did the nurse say to the invisible man?"
"I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you."
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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