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Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny. 
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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"It's not that critical".
"There is a simple workaround".
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"It must be a Dotfuscator error" 
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Did you turn it off and back on again?
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I generally hear a fair amount of cussing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Why no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.
PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - An updated version available!
JaxCoder.com
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Just remember, a feature is a bug with seniority.
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"Son of a....."
Stupid Javascript
Stupid Microsoft.
Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.
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"That's easy. I'll have it done today."
Jeremy Falcon
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"Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Sounds like a PICNIC to me.
(Problem in Chair, Not in Computer)
And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair" 
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Similar to the ID-10-T error.
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That's a hardware problem.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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True story: We spent months debugging a timing issue that swore up and down it was in our software. (Yes, the bug was talking to us at this point)
We finally discovered that the problem was caused by a steel roller changing diameter due to heat from an infrared paper dryer.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
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To be fair I have seen that.
The code did not now and never did what they were claiming.
They were asking for a new feature but claiming that it was a bug.
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I am off by 1 somewhere.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
modified 28-Jan-23 1:36am.
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you people are such a disgrace.. chatgpt is better !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The user did “what”?
The user cannot do that. (log proves otherwise)
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i just would quote (paraphrase ?) from the Lurianic Kabbala tradition: "trust nothing, question everything."
this would be ignored by the non-technical exec who was telling me that ... in a very complex "skunk works" prototype under development (in this case what became Acrobat) ... with just a little change "we" could have this shiny "feature."
i'd have different words, now
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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"It works, but I don't know why." - anonymous
"It doesn't work, and I don't know why." - anonymous
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For bugs that are really hard to reproduce: "Must be a solar flare".
Bond
Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere
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... I've been busy writing a book about everything I should do with my life!
It's an oughtobiografy! 
Batish! Good to be back!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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