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Nathan Minier20-Nov-18 1:41
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Marc Clifton20-Nov-18 4:20
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raddevus20-Nov-18 2:12
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Marc Clifton20-Nov-18 4:21
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Eric Lynch20-Nov-18 2:34
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Marc Clifton20-Nov-18 4:22
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Eric Lynch20-Nov-18 4:51
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Keith Barrow20-Nov-18 2:35
professionalKeith Barrow20-Nov-18 2:35 
Marc Clifton wrote:
Given that the project had a one line requirement "convert XML and report it to the third party agency" (the spec for that is a 200 page tome with a separate addendum), I laugh when I hear the phrase "requirement."


Back in the day I worked at a Building Society (equivalent to a "Savings and Loans" in the US??). I was a new hire at the place, and the person I was supposed to be working with insisted we had "full business requirements" before he'd allow our boss to start work. I was put on looking at Enterprise Application Blocks, until my colleague was happy. After a month I was getting really bored, so I decided to by-pass my co-worker and convinced my boss to show me the requirements as they stand so I could at least see the scope of the system I'd been initially hired to produce.

There was the usual business scope and flannel, once that was out of the way, the actual spec part was about 8 pages. It was really curious what the Business Analysts thought were the important points. They's spent two pages each specifiying the Loan-To-Value ration and Loan to Income ratio. About six pages in, in the midst of a spectacularly waffle-y bit was a remarkable sentence: "The system will be able to process mortgages for multiple providers with flexible processing requirements for each provider". It wasn't mentioned again anywhere. After talking to some people I confirmed my suspicion. They'd Analysts had spent four pages specifying in intricate detail the meaning of two simple ratios, but had hidden an entire highly-configurable multi-tenant workflow system inside one sentence.I have felt your pain, to some extent.
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