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Leaf it out, willya?
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This is the root of all evil.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wood you believe it?
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Indeed, I do knot.
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You're such a boy scout!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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If there were two of me, you could start a fire!
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If he knows nothing, he must be Jon Snow and not a boyscout.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oh stop it wail you.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Make like a tree and leaf the Lounge.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Oak-ay then.Fir goodness sake I don't want to birch about this but with alder is to write about in this world you pick this!?!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Johnny J. wrote: ...they bark! Unless they're like my greyhound Bacchus. He's named for the Greek and Roman god of, er, whine.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Do Northern Ireland soft drinks restrain the world's worst actor? (7, 4)
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Ha! I see what you've done there but surely to God, he's a billion times less awful than Tom Cruise!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Tom Cruise does at least have more than two facial expressions - and they aren't almost identical.
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I'm just trying to enumerate those, let me see:
1) Mildly surprised beaver
2) erm, no, dammit, I'm stuck ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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That's still more that Mr Cage!
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No way!
Nick Cage facial expressions:
1) Droopy Dog having a good day
2) Droopy Dog having a bad day
3) Droopy Dog having an indifferent day
Cage 3 Cruise 1 with no need for extra time or penalties.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Nicolas Cage
NI
Colas
Cage
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Is the correct answer, and you are up tomorrow!
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Ooh nasty nasty
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yes. Yes he is.
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And he is speaking in third person!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I check on my subscription to the daily build when I notice that I stopped getting it and I get this:
Why aren't I getting newsletters anymore?
Because of the Canadian Government. Sorry.
It looks like you've already given us consent to send you emails. You're a saint.
modified 15-Aug-18 19:27pm.
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