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Windows 10 and Visual Studio 2015 running in Parallels on the MacBook Air, and Edge.
No issues to report.
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Cool! Best rgds,
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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The upgrade managed to lose my Nvidia graphics driver. The "update driver software" option detected the hardware, but timed out installing the drivers, so I had to manually download and install the drivers from the website.
Office 2013 managed to forget its product key, so I had to type that in again.
Otherwise, no problems to report.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah, kinda small issues. The folks told me already about that video driver auto-update issue - manual download/installation is a quick fix. Best regards,
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Been using it for 4-5 months. Been very happy. Happier than windows 8.1 sometimes.
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Wow, kinda Fairy Tale (ten point zero)
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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I turned up in a mask with my underpants outside my trousers...
..didn't get the job?
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I had a candidate claim he was a ninja. I told him I couldn't see him today.
modified 30-Jul-15 19:27pm.
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Things will get loud when they start looking for a rockstar developer. How do you develop rockstars anyway?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: How do you develop rockstars anyway? Let me guess! You place all your lines neatly on a table profusely using reflection (mirror) and then pipe them (through a straw) into the front-end (nose).
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You only get them until they hit 27 though
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After that they reach the end of their life cycle and get garbage collected?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's often too long anyway.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: ..didn't get the job?
You forgot the "ninja" part ... you didn't cut off the interviewer's head!
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When the interviewers told me they were looking for ninja developers, I told them straight up I'm not one. Now they want me madly.
Said something about me "bringing balance to the force..."
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Does a superhero/ninja developer get paid a super salary?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Hah. Once I saw this recruiter talking to everybody on LinkedIn:
"Looking only for the nerds! If you are a nerd, and know how to program, and have experience on it, we are accepting only the bests! We pay the market compatible salary."
People started to make so many jokes out of it that the recruiter had to delete the job announcement.
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I'm no ninja/rockstar coder, but I was pleasantly surprised with the offer
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Clearly, they lied. F***ers. You wouldn't want to work for them anyway!
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Visual Studio 2015 apparently has a bug that causes templates in c++ to be defined multiple times which ends up causing multiply defined symbol errors.
I saw this with ICU.
[REDACTED] Microsoft! Get it right and working before releasing the [REDACTED] product! You [REDACTED] idiots!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Steps to reproduce?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Dude. If you want the birds and the bees talk, speak with your parents.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I have the definite impression Richard is a little old for that particular chat
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Download latest ICU.
Unpack archive
Go to icu/source/allinone
Open the solution with VS2015
Select Release Win32
Build
Wait
Look at output window
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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