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Bob remembered!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But why Darth Vader?
IIRC the only similar phrase that was said by him was "Remember that the dark side is always with you." which has nothing to do with the force (or 4th)?
I like the movies but I am not a die-hard fan of Star Wars, so maybe I am missing something? 
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Remember, it's the Dark Side of the Force, not a separate entity.
Like Bieber and music...no, that doesn't work...
Like VB and code...yeah, that works!
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And he took off his mask too 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Somebody asked Bob "who's your daddy?," and the repressed memory came back ?
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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The government gave us a bang collar day too!
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Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors, thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about It. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi's.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi's."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Aldi's, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer printed the following:
- Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
- Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
- Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab
- Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
- If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Aldi's.
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Vivic wrote: Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehabFind her stash
FTFY
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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...for a brand new browser: Commitstrip[^]. 
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Surprise![^] 
I am not sure why that post didn't come up in search results and it does contain the "exact same" URL I was going to post.
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Need to report to Bugs and Sugs.
Addendum
This[^] search finds it.
/Addendum
modified 4-May-15 4:19am.
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Agree with PO'H. It was good. Better than first part IMO.
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Nope... It is not better than Avengers 1 at all. Avengers 1 was better.
What would be better then? The actual Avengers 2 releasing almost in August in Blu Rays. It is expected to be of 2:20 hours run time (this one is of 2:10), and also is expected to have an alternate ending.
The ending of this Avengers was not so good. Seriously!
*In voice of Thor*: Is that the best you can do!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
modified 3-May-15 16:19pm.
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Don't give spoilers without putting a warning on your subject line - some of us (most of us) probably haven't seen it yet...
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Oh yeah, I missed that one. Thank you!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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By Grabthar's Hammer, I will have revenge for that spoiler! 
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I am really very sorry for this.  I missed the subject line.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You shall be avenged!
If Avengers 2 is anywhere near as good as that movie, I'll be happy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know I said to the wife after I posted that, let's watch Galaxy Quest tonight. I have no idea why, but she said no!
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Great thing to post spoilers without a warning...
Great...
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Nope... It is not better than Avengers 1 at all. Avengers 1 was better.
I have mentioned 'IMO' at the end of my message. Of-course taste differs from person to person.
Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: In voice of Thor: Is that the best you can do!
I think you did. Poor OG, digitalman & Joan.
Tony stark : Nice talk.
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So, apple have come out with Photos - the replacement for iPhoto.
not sure why - but there you have it - no real choice as iPhoto effectively deprecated (although you can continue to use current versions.
So, I have 250Gb of photos in iPhoto on my NAS.
Open Photos, it asks me if I want to convert to Photos.
"Sure!"
Hours later it finishes, I have a play, all looks good, if not particularly different, and that's that.
Then I want to look at some photos on my other machine.
No worries.
Open Photos, select photo library, says it needs to convert it! Oh well. Say OK.
Long story short -
When it converts on a Mac drive it does so using hard links - so one copy of the photo, but two libraries - one iPhoto library and on Photos library. iPhoto updates one library while Photos updates the other.
But because it's on the NAS (I think) it duplicates the photos too. so now I had 500Gb photos split across two libraries - and when I opened the iPhoto library in Photos a second time, "Something went Wrong"
Now, of course I have backups, so nothing too tragic - but playing with 250Gb of files is never a fun job when you're not sure what's wrong.
Finally I decided to take a copy of the (working) iPhoto library, then delete the Photos library and re-convert.
It's doing that now.
If it fails,I will cry
It's certainly a clever tricj to use hard links to save having to copy photos when upgrading - but it would have been nice to get a "I'm about to copy 250Gb of photos - is that really what you want to do" warning!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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You forgot that apple is only compatible with itself, when you're lucky.
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