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Explaining the joke would ruin it. But since it's one of Nagy's ...
In English*, "Tequila" is pronounced "təˈkiː.lə", which sounds a bit like "to kill a".
* That's proper English as spoken in England (south of the Watford Gap), not the manglified-bastard-version spoken by 'merkins, nor the bizarre foreign-sounding gibberish spoken by our northern countrymen.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know what he meant. I was kidding around with my reply.
but thanks for the "proper" English lesson. Cheers.
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Damn! I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm. "Merkin" doesn't require an apostrophe. Google it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It would be pretty crazy to be that close to something like that.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Apparently he fainted and got a concussion form the crash. The passenger got some minor bruises. The "funny" thing is that the driver suffers from heart problems, but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine Good point. It sure does make a good stress test.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll think I will skip that heart test if they ask me to take it
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Not just my heart that would get stress tested. I suspect my underwear would be spot checked as well...
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OriginalGriff wrote: would be spot checked I see what you did there.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can only hope that you two are not in the same room now
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As an accountant he was always counting.
Does anybody know what he is up to now?
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He's doing an OU degree and standing for cooncillor (deliberate oop-north spelling).
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his neck, as usual
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Shirley Cun_selor would be a better word?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you saying he is having a sex change as well?
"Dalek Shirley" - nah, it's not going to work...
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How about Dalek Doris?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, it's better than "Dalek Ethel Crudacre"!
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How many people know that story[^]? A few more now, I think!
veni bibi saltavi
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I didn't know that raccoons had invaded Northern England. Watch out, they might look cute but they're vicious buggers and resilient too. Their poop also really stinks (my dogs love to bathe in it!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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7,451,796 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 800 ...
veni bibi saltavi
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