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Is booze your answer to everything?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Look, I stayed awake during Chemistry and so I know that alcohol is a solution.
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V. wrote: Farting hound, happy sound Well, that's what happens if you Pinscher in the back.
If you don't Laika, Pointer out the door and pour yourself a Mastiff drink.
And if that should put you in a too Shih Tzu mood, you can always Retriever later...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Jack Ass
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Chitty, Chitty, bang, bang
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The sound of music.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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exactly do they[^] go?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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They don't; they wait until you wash your car.
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Groan...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It's been doing military intelligence...it couldn't find any so it's coming down!
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If it just fly over us it would find anything. Military or intelligence...
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RossMW wrote: If it just fly over us it would find anything. Military or intelligence...
Well DC anyway!
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Certainly couldn't find where Kim Jong-Un went for 40 days..
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Quote: Col. Keith Baits, 30th Space Wing commander.
now that is a good job title!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Sound like something out of the Thunderbirds. (or Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons even..)
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They're testing prototypes of a warp drive.
Marc
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It was away for two years so must have broken down and had to crawl slowly back home !
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They are ahead of NASA then!
NASA is doing some feasibility study on the warp drive right now!
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They've been talking to Maxxx's aliens[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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