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You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

In code we trust !

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

We won't sit down.
We won't shut up.
We won't go quietly away.

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and
My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
   public void DoWork()
   {
      throw new NotSupportedException();
   }
}

THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite