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Wordle 783 2/6
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Instinct
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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#Worldle #566 3/6 (100%)
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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A shipwreck leaves three survivors in a single lifeboat. They are by profession a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. The lifeboat seems to be drifting toward and island where they will be safe until they are rescued, but the boat is surrounded by sharks looking for a meal.
Then, the tide starts to go out and the lifeboat slowly begins to move away from the island. "Well," says the doctor, "Someone's going to have to grab that rope up in the bow, jump in the water and tow us to shore. Of, course, I can't do it because whoever does it might be seriously injured and need my attention."
"I can't do it either," replies the priest," Because whoever does may need last rites."
They both look at the lawyer, who shrugs her shoulders, grabs the tow rope, jumps in the water and begins to tow the lifeboat to shore. The sharks form a phalanx on either side of the swimming lawyer, guiding her through the currents.
"Glory be to God!" exclaims the priest, "It's a miracle!"
"Calm down Father," rejoins the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy."
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I can't really find online the significance of this particular trinity in the joke realm (doctor, lawyer, priest), or its etymology. Interesting that so many jokes have this trinity in them at a minimum.
It may have to do with everyone needing one or all of them at some point in their life.
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A joke from the movie "The Doctor"...
During operating on a patient, the Surgeon (William Hurt) says, "What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger, and the other is just a fish!"
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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My daughter (a lawyer) approves! 
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My wife is a lawyer, as well.
She rarely finds lawyer joke amusing. I'm sure it hits to close to home. 
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else.
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Ouch!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How can you tell if lawyers are losing their sanity?
They are walking around with their hands in their own pockets!
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Q: What do you call a 22 seater bus carrying 20 lawyers plunging into a ravine?
A: A waste of two seats.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Q. What do you get when you cross a lab. rat and a lawyer?
A. Nothing. There are some things that even lab. rats won't do.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline ?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I know at least three of you figured it out, but nobody posted, so ...
at home => IN
heard (sounds like) ghost => spectre => SPECTOR
Sleuth - INSPECTOR
Looks like I'm up again tomorrow. Guess it was a bit of a CLUE-so.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I was going to post, but Herself had another fall - trying to separate cat and prey this time - and I just got back. Don't think anything broke this time, which is good news, but it meant I missed the end time.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I posted yesterday so didn't post today - good little clue though 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 11-Aug-23 3:55am.
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Sleuth at home hears a ghost. (9)
Edit: I'm heading out to a meeting soon, so if it doesn't go off in a few minutes it'll be a couple of hours before I can reply.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Nice one Peter 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I second pkfox!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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"My girlfriend likes to talk to me during romance . Just last night she called me from the hotel ."
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What do you mean by "romance"? She received flowers? Went on a long walk? Got a heartfelt letter? What? The suspense is killing me!
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Are you a farmer, because then you need to be on the lookout from a John Deere letter from her.
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