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Okay, you have been here a while now, so you should know there are several running themes.
1) Bacon is king
2) Gin is consumed in mass quantities
3) The site is run by hamsters
So a "gin detoxifier" is a method to sober the hamsters.
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You see, there is no server room or great code base behind Codeproject. It is just a portal into a 24-hour sunflower & exercise wheel bar for trans-dimensional hyper beings that look to all extents and purposes like hamsters. The faster they make up the results, the more sunflower seeds they get. This has an unfortunate effect that at times of peak traffic they have a surfit of sunflower seeds which they then ground down and distil using a very advanced still from the Beta Pictoris system. The net effect being they get drunk a smash the place up. This results in the only real work that Chris does, a couple of hours with a bucket and mop cleaning up the whole place and plenty of Klatchian coffee to sober up the little buggers. Think Gremlins, but not so cute.
speramus in juniperus
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It's all about Gin, isn't it ? 
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Isn't everything? I'm not sure you'd call their hooch "gin", but the net effect is bad. Very, very bad.
speramus in juniperus
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Anyone got any spare buckets? And maybe some old rags?
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If the room ain't wasted the party was!
speramus in juniperus
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There is a poll, oh ye of little faith!
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via The Poke[^]
They featured this on the Home Service this morning so it must be SFW
I am listening for the third time.
speramus in juniperus
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I have finially figured out labour, first devalue the education system so that the majority of school leavers have no maths or english skills THEN only give benifits to those with those skills.
sorted
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I thought that was the conservatives?
Labour are going for the "everyone-b*gg*r*d-by-the-other-two-parties" demographic, aren't they? 
And the Liberals are going for the "nutter" vote by the look of it. Doesn't surprise me too much...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think labour are sticking to thiier old demographic - those who cannot see patterns and those who dads voted labour and if it was good enough for him
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Hungary has a similar if not more loony right wing party, at the last election they were forcasted to get between 5% and 10% of the seats - they got nilch. When push came to shove, the vast majority realised they were just too damned crazy to even give a chance to them.
Here, I think the Unicorn-Klingon-Iguanadon Party may fair reasonably well in the European elections this year but they are more than capable of going completely David Icke before next May.
speramus in juniperus
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One word...
Meggings
I am not even going to post a link, just Google it if you dare.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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When I was younger it was called long-johns and we put something ON it...
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I give thanks every day that I am not a fashion victim...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: not a fashion victim
Have no girls then... 
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Herself would be a "touch miffed" if I did...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think you'll find he has lambs.
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: I give thanks every day that I am not a fashion victim...
Not so much a victim, more a casualty! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Does that means I can claim a fashion disability payment from the government to spend on chocolate?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Swapping genders : Chapter 2 in the Big Fashion Book for Dummies.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Hey, KSS rule man... ! 
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To Quote My Son : "3.5 Billion years of evolution for this?"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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