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Some unasked for (but quite sound) advice:
The most effective way to use a hot cup of coffee to wake up is to spill it on your lap.
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Naah! She drinks tea. Why I don't know and I don't bother to ask anymore. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Coffee: You know you haven't had enough until you can thread the needle on a sewing machine - while it's running.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Does a nudist observer bare witness to events?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yep. They offer the naked truth.
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That would be askin for trouble.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What are you referring to as "events"? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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birdwatchers will watch tits, even when mating.
while on wildlife, being bare would mean you can sh*t in the woods.
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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That's so bad they should strip you.......of your MVP status.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Are you suggesting the emperor has no clothes?
/ravi
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I am, I had to expose the truth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wouldn't want to leave anything uncovered.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought those bums might clothes this thread, but keeping abreast of current trends, we'll just let it wear thin.
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Only to naked singularities.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The electric chair was abolished when word got out on how to survive it.
It only needed that the condemned did not resist.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That would take a super conductor, like Herbert von Karajan.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It's kind of sad that the electric chair has been abolished.
It had potential.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, that's electrifying!
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That's revolting.
.... And were off! next?
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Let's Ohmmmmmmmmm to relax after that... 
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Sadly, I have not the capacity to relax... I'm too excited!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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