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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^].
I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't." Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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It isn't going to be a very prolific species - their default answer to everything is "Unable to reproduce" 
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Well I liked that Iron Maiden disc!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Furthermore, the team found that his Neanderthal ancestor lived only 200 years before his death.
Only? Only?! I think 200 years is a pretty decent age to die at. :p
(yeah, yeah. I know)
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Furthermore, the day of his death was the last day of his life! 
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Half men, half coffee and half expletives.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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BillWoodruff wrote: programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome
Ruby on Rails programmers have the highest. No, strike that, they're a completely different species altogether.
Marc
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I am told that a lot of us have ADHD but I also think that people that are good at the job are not taught but born.
Nothing wrong with visual basic and it uses the same p-code (Sorry MS calls it MLIC or something else) as C# that i use today. It's the bloated .NET framework that you need as an interface into windows were the trouble starts.
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What I want to know is, how Neanderthals got so much of our DNA. 
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BillWoodruff wrote: This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^].
This is really fascinating stuff, anthropologists will have a ball. This means that the Neanderthals didn't actually die out and we are a different subspecies of homo sapiens from those that didn't interbreed with them. They could name us homo sapiens sapiens somewhatneanderthalensis to distinguish us. A hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens phpensis and homo sapiens sapiens mysqlensis could be named homo sapiens sapiens backendis and a hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens csharpis, homo sapiens sapiens pythonensis, homo sapiens sapiens htmlensis and homo sapiens sapiens lispsiensis could be named homo sapiens sapiens multipracticus. A hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens vbsixis and homo sapiens sapiens vbdotnetsis could be dubbed homo sapiens sapiens unluckyensis.
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So still doing Oracle development.
Best and fastest SQL database out there if I am to believe the fans.
Tooling isn't so good though...
I'm using Oracle SQL Developer as it's free and provided by Oracle themselves.
So I have this XMLTYPE field and I put in some XML that looks like this:
<Text><p>Bla bla</p></Text> Just a little XML with some encoded HTML, no big deal.
But then I want to show the value and it shows me this:
<Text><p>Bla bla</p></Text> Why is it showing me those >'s??? 
At first I was thinking I had a bug in my software and I didn't encode the HTML correctly.
Turns out it's a bug in SQL Developer... It views > as >, but leaves < as it is 
Thanks Oracle, you're a real help...
A nice moment for this week's poll... 
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I told you! You should not use JavaScript!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ask the Oracle for the answer; she knows all!
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Tim Carmichael wrote: she knows all
Sure she does, you just have to know what to ask for... 
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Many moons ago, I did a bunch of Oracle development with XML columns, and it was:
1) awesome stuff
2) very touchy, even flaky
3) really complicated to figure out
Regarding #2 and #3, ordering of joins and where clauses really affected not just performance, but results!
I'm not sure if they've made any improvements since then, as that particular contract ended a while ago. But I was impressed and it was fun playing with the technology.
And yes, their tooling absolutely sucks. I ended up using a combination of Toad and my own software to work with the database.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: And yes, their tooling absolutely sucks. I ended up using a combination of Toad and my own software to work with the database.
I eventually found out about the bug by using our own company tool for Oracle, who does show the actual value 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It views > as >, but leaves < as it is
I don't use Oracle, but that makes sense to me. You're using an XMLTYPE field, not a plain text one. That in itself would suggest it does some translations. And on that note, if you dumped that out to STDOUT on a web page it would render properly and not as direct markup on a web page.
Perhaps there's a setting to change that or you can use a VARCHAR type field instead if you don't want translation.
Jeremy Falcon
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I don't really care about the translation of > into >, but either translate everything or nothing.
It currently translates half because < isn't shown as < 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It currently translates half because < isn't shown as <
That's the point, maybe they wanted to keep it STDOUT friendly. Who knows. Or maybe the guys at Oracle get some sorta sadistic kick out of annoying their users.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Or maybe the guys at Oracle get some sorta sadistic kick out of annoying their users.
I'm pretty sure that's it!
They're probably reading this and laughing their asses off right now
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I am trying to figure out best way to represent software components/module to show to Manages for about the architecture of the software I plan to develop.
Guys have any recommendation?
Flowchart is not working because it gives how my software will work but my focus is on the modules it consists of.
I am using Mind Map software but lets say I am not happy with the outcome.
Ideally I would be bonus point to show the order of modules to be executed ( concurrent and in series)
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Sounds like a case for UML here.
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What Pete said. Look at umlet as it has plenty of examples too. Sorry I'm on the mobile at clickies are hard.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yes.. UMLet looks promising. I am looking at it now
cheers,
Super
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umlet looks pretty nice!
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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