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My mum's favourite joke;
Why don't elephants have sex under water?
They can't take their trunks off.
Edit: Reported spam or abusive! You've gotta be f***ing kidding me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 28-Jul-15 8:13am.
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CAn't be bothered to read them, but the best stupid joke is "What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
veni bibi saltavi
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What's pink and hard?[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Could so easily have gone wrong....
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haha!
That's the point, I think!
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As the first one appears to be spectacularly inaccurate and not at all funny I didn't bother reading beyond it. If these are the best, what are the rest like?
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Member 9082365 wrote: If these are the best, what are the rest like?
Better.
Marc
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Member 9082365 wrote: If these are the best, what are the rest like? The first rule of Alzheimer's club, is don't talk about chess club.
Jeremy Falcon
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Favorite:
Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
A: With an itheberg.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Look Garth it's Heather Locklear and she's signaling to us. There is a god!
Which movie?
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The pickup bros: How to understand THE SIGNALS Vol. 1
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I watched this last week (well some of it, it is not a patch on the first).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mr Brooks goes to Hollywood
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Road To Damascus - The Real Story
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I hear your former partner will not move - you must be happy! (8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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exstatic
ex - former partner
static - immobile
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Bet me my a whisker. Obviously a faster typer than what can manage on a iPad
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So close...but beaten into second place by a spelling mistake!
ECSTATIC:
I hear your former partner EX -> EC by "I hear"
will not move STATIC you must be happy!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Intellisense has made me stoopid.
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Ecstatic. Former partner - ex and not move - static to make happy
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I have to give it to you - later, but correctly spelled!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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