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I think they spelled dispensable wrong.
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I long to find someone among them and find them itself.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I simply gotta stop visiting those pron sites... That's just silly. Just simply stop leaving your email address (whatever they promise don't you believe it!)...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Me too! Who knew we were all so dependable?
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I simply gotta stop visiting those pron sites...
pr0n sites? I thought these emails were coming from MSDN!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have a shared inbox with the wife, I use a different browser and email account for my entertainment browsing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I simply gotta stop visiting those pron sites...
The only way that will happen is if you start living with a pron star.
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The Internet and Ewe
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you have to count sheep at night to fall asleep and some come up missing who ya gonna call?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Griffiths and ask for them back?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The wireless hotline?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, at last; a roaming wi-fi hotspot! Besides, what better way to keep track of the missus, eh Griff?
Will Rogers never met me.
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, is programming the process of putting them in?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, both of these are not concerned with any bug at all. Bug is something we don't like, and want to remove it.
You can say it like, if Google would get results of the stored password then it is a bug, otherwise Google knows everything and gives results to every query.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote: is programming project management the process of putting them in?
FTFY
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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For project management, the process is actually called enbuggering (short for buggering engineering).
Software Zen: delete this;
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You're saying that it should be called con-gramming?
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Not exactly - the bugs are there, you put code around (like the cheese with the hole in it...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So you are saying that bugs are the basic unit of computing, without which you can't have applications?
I think this says a lot about your code quality! How much to not tell your boss?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I always tell my boss, that if I do not include some bugs in my code I will not have any job tomorrow
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Exactly!
And it was a mission for one of my former work mates.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If debugging debugger is the process of person removing bugs, is programming "monkey_liking_spaggetti_code" (a.k.a. only 1 neuron working at a time moron) the process of #§$%& putting them in?
FTFY
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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