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Monster Raving Loony Party: they couldn't do much worse than the bunch of clowns we usually get... 
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If you really can't make your mind up then the choice is simple. Vote for all of them!
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But then you get the blame for whatever the winners do, no matter who they are... 
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Why is it the party I seem to agree with the most is the party I always thought I'd never vote for [other than UKIP whom I will never vote for].
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I know that they look similar, but don't confuse the polling booth with a toilet cubicle. I won't make that mistake again!
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah.
They never give you enough paper...
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Good news Nagy! According to the BBC there is no rule on voting when drunk, so there is no need to sober-up for the day hour.
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How ver dare you! I always go to the polls sober, I don't want to end up casting a UKIP vote by mistake!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a UKIP vote by mistake
That's a tautology, isn't it?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: How ver dare you! I always go to the polls sober, I don't want to end up casting a UKIP DalekDave vote by mistake!
FTFY
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Where I live the options are (listed in the order they will finish);
Whig Party - the incumbent who will win despite sending his wig on a stick to the hustings in his place
UKIP - the landlord of my local and a bloke I like except for his decision to stand for UKIP
Labour - a political faetus who is using this as a training run in the hope of being giving a winnable seat next time
LibDems - a lawyer who claims to be the only one telling the truth, he is so convinced he won't win he is also standing for the council and his own supporters say it is not worth voting for him
Green - I know nothing of him, although he has apparently done well
Class War - slogan "Because all other candidates are f***ing wankers", which is hard to argue with.
Here they all are[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Who to vote for test[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I must have forgotten my medicine. I've got a condition. It's bad to forget your medicine when you've got a condition.
Which movie?
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Paris is lost in Paris
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?
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Rambo: First dementia, or is it?
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Election day
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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An American Where Clause in Paris
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Macca Pacca: the Movie
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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The Council election will be over, he will have no further reason to stay away...
So place your bets, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I suspect that it depends what happens:
If he loses, he will check to see if we are taking the Mickey, and return pretending it didn't matter.
If he wins, he will return insisting we bow before his magnificence! 
Will he win? Dunno - depends on the number of "Pikies" in Luton he may have recently offended: a vast majority of the electorate, by all reports... 
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I bet a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) on he we will return 
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No.
The reasons he is not here now, will still apply if he wins i.e. anyone can read this forum you don't even have to sign-up. He would have to constantly watch what he says. If I remember correctly he was being given a save seat this time round, so he should win.
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What could he possibly post that would sgnificantly change the impression his old posts of many years make?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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