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thought you meant Marks and Spencer new autum range
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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2 words : Yoga Pants[^]
(google image search, use at your own risk).
I'd rather be phishing!
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I think "Yoga pants" would really discourage an obese from giving a try at Yoga.
And I can see Microsoft is pretty determined to attract users this time.
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I think you have to be looking for it to find it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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How else would you find it?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As far as I'm concerned, yes.
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That's a very sexist assumption - that guy just has long flowing locks, that's all.
Pah! There aren't any women in IT, don't be silly!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If I look down I can see that I'm wearing two different shoes.
Of course, I do that every day, but this time they are different colors.
*sigh*
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: don't have any holes in them
If they don't have holes in them, how do you get your feet into the shoes?
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+5
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I wonna go home too Only 2 hours and a half remaining. Please kill me now
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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ps -ef | awk '/Argonia/{print $2}' | xargs kill
Veni, vidi, vici.
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where should i input that again ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The URL mentioned there gives you a hint[^]
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Argonia wrote: Please kill me now Only 45 minutes to go, are you still alive?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Many times you can find me walking like a duck at my work with a dark blue socks with a black one. or vice versa
When I start from home, everything looks black but when I reach office & in the bright light near the gate ,I see it has happened again. And start walking low all day like a duck.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Be grateful, that one of it isn´t a shoe from mrs wife... (if you have one, i´m not sure, whether you are married or not...)
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With a matching pair back home. Bargain!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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Nah - he just steals the single shoes on display outside shoe shops...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Been there done that both Drunk & Stone cold sober
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"Right sides only! Right sides only!"
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I did that same thing years ago. I had two pairs of dress shoes, same except for color. One pair black and the other brown. I arrived at work wearing one black and one brown shoe. I didn't notice because the felt the same on my feet. Yes, a few people noticed. Claimed I was starting a new fashion trend. It didnn't catch on.
After that I kept a diffent pair of shoes between these simialr pairs on the closet floor.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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