|
...you may spy a smartly dressed Hungarian lady having hysterics.
Mrs Wife, for it is she, has just been photographed by a hoard of Japanese tourists; or at least she believes they are Japanese. She was visiting the Cabinet Office [AKA The "Who's My Boss?" Department] and there was something or other going on in the reception as she left. So she was taken out through the staff exit onto Downing Street. It was there, as she walked happily across the road to the security barriers that said hoard started snapping away.
Mrs Wife found the whole thing very amusing and called to tell me. Still laughing.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Is SHE the mole?
We will have to get MI6 to investigate.
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
|
wait till tomorrow the Daily mail will probably have her assigned to the Cabinet
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
I was once mistaken for the French Ambassador to Jordan, during my first day of work at the university there.
Ambassador? I can understand that. Just. But French, never. I don't even own a white flag.
|
|
|
|
|
its your own fault for looking shifty and untrustworthy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
Can't argue with that, I do look both those things. 
|
|
|
|
|
You can always tell the French. They won't listen, but you can tell them.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
untrue, try shouting surrender at them, not only do they hear you but look how fast they comply
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
Japanese paparazzi? Didn't know you had married a celeb!
|
|
|
|
|
Gawd no! She just happened to be there when the tour bus unloaded I guess.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
do you always look for wives at the tour buss drop off point? or was this a one off?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
They probably recognize her from that internet thingy she did...
|
|
|
|
|
shhhh he doesnt know about that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
When I was a teen my friend's father too my friend and I to London and we visited Downing Street.
Father walks up to copper and says "My name's Harold, can I come in?" (bonus points to anyone who can work out the approximate year!)
The policeman didn't move more than a twitch of his lips - this was the first time I had heard an Adult say "F*** Off"
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
|
|
|
|
|
See Here[^]
Fortunately there is a solution.
If we all go out and panic buy now before the Christmas rush we should all be ok.
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
|
Everyone knows that the only time to buy chocolate is the week after the Christmas hols and the week after Easter.
In our house, the nippers went so far as to demand that we postpone Easter by a week, each year, so that they could get three times as many choccy eggs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
We did a similar thing for several years. Between my sister working at a bed-and-breakfast, and two brothers in the military, getting the family together for Christmas and New Year was a huge challenge. Our solution was to switch the festivities to Twelfth Night, Jan. 5. That worked much better with everyone's schedule, with the added bonus that we could shop for presents at all the after-Christmas sales.
|
|
|
|
|
Does that mean Ali's off the diet then?
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
She is not of MY diet.
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
|
Dalek Dave wrote: If we all go out and panic buy now before the Christmas rush we should all be ok.
I am Swiss. I'll never have a lack of chocolate.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
|
|
|
|
|
Marco Bertschi wrote: I am Swiss. I'll never have a lack of cheap chocolate.
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: cheap chocolate
He who eats cheap chocolate is like him who drinks cheap gin,
They both get what they deserve! 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
|
|
|
|
|
Depends on the manufacturer - I got one 10 minutes away from where I live, and the choc is reasonably cheap (but good quality) if you can pick it up at the company-owned store next to it.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
|
|
|
|
|
|
So we could invest in chocolate by buying cheap now and selling high at Christmas? Sound reasonable?
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
