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It is Monday, it is the last full day of work, I have a relatively easy handover to draft, I get on the paraffin budgie first thing tomorrow....all these things add up to being in a happy mood.
And to top it off, I don't get any emails from them....
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My budgie brought me home from TO two weeks ago. I've only been able to face the traditional cake distribution today. If you're going anywhere nice - remember, drink plenty.
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I care too much about my blasted XML handling in .NET at the moment. The horror....the horror..
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XML ==
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That'll be theme.
So is it the ten minute discussion or the full hour?
speramus in juniperus
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I'm not allowed at argue unless you've paid.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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But you're arguing now
speramus in juniperus
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No he is not, he is just a very naughty boy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Being a Monday it will be a full hour. As the week progresses the duration will reduce towards the weekend, and by Friday afternoon, discussions will be the equivalent of a tweet as folk enter the 'DIGAF'* phase. The 'DIGAF' phase is usually followed by the 'IOOH'** event horizon.
This phenonemom (easy for me to say?), is the "DIGAF Principle".
*DIGAF = Do I Give a F...?
**IOOH = I'm Out Of Here.
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I'm at the permanent DIGAF stage and have been IOOH or a couple of years now and if someone complains about it the FOAD principle that kicks in!
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Albatross?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No - african swallow
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I only wanted a choc-ice!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Gannet on a Stick!
speramus in juniperus
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A massage by the Swedish Prime Minister
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
[singing] Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Which movie?
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Edge of Darkness
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The Helen Keller Story?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Train at the end of tunnel?
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Are you the Judean People's Front?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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F*** off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I thought these had the suicide knife patrol, or was that someone else?
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And again MQOTD results in me thinking "that was a cool film, lets wander over to Amazon..."
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