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Paulo Augusto Künzel wrote: Oracle
Well, that's the problem.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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As long as it doesn't stop working.
TBH, I think it's got more chance or staying useful as open source -- given Oracle's record, that is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not working IE9..
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try it with a browser supporting html5
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Have to try it at home then.. IE11 should do it.. or Chrome..
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pffffft.
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Thats because of tracking protection. It breaks several things.
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js
SCRIPT5009: '$' is undefined
javascript-under-pressure, line 565 character 1
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js
SEC7114: A download in this page was blocked by Tracking Protection.
http://www.google-analytics.com/ga.js
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Apparently, Leslie Nielsen's[^] no good at writing javascript under pressure either!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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To be fair, I never read Dave Auld's posts
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for (slapcount=0; slapcount < 10; slapcount++)
keith.slap();
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for(int slapcount = 0; slapcount < 10, slapcount++)
dave_auld.Slap(keith_barrow, SlapType.SolidWhack);
for($slapcount = 0; slapcount < 10; slapcount++)
{
dave_auld->slap(keith_barrow);
}
For slapcount As Integer = 0 To 10 Step 1
dave_auld.Slap(keith_barrow)
End For
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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15 minutes and 41 seconds due to too many typos and initially forgetting the "return" statement in the recursive test!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well, under pressure or not under pressure - Javascript sucks!
var i =
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Just having a conversation here and we decided that This[^] would be a good form factor home computer.
Just attach mouse and monitor.
Nice keyboard (needs expanding, but the quality was good) and large enough and sturdy enough for all laptopable functions but based on full PC specs.
(Of course the original was not very powerful, but it was a nice 8 Bit machine in it's day)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'm in the process of upgrading and am considering a quad core (8 thread) i7, 16G RAM, 512 SSD Mac Mini[^]. Intend to use Parallels to dual boot OSX and Win7.
/ravi
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Remembers me of my fathers old Commodore VC20.. (The predecessor of the C64).. Loved that as a child..
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vonb wrote: Remembers me of my fathers old Commodore VC20 I still call that the "vic venti", because it came out when I was in Italy.
Just one more reason why no-one ever knows what I'm talking about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oink [^].
Video here: [^] :
"When I first met local bacontrepreneurs Justin Esch and Dave Lefkow of J&D’s Foods in 2010, all I knew was that I had been assigned to shoot a video about some “local dudes” who had created “a Kevin Bacon head out of bacon.” Ehhhhhh?
They invited me to J&D’s headquarters south of downtown Seattle to meet face-to-face with their life size Kevin Bacon head. Lefkow would tell me at the time, “Kevin Bacon has earned this. He deserves to be enshrined in bacon.”
Fast forward four bacon-filled years and J&D’s Foods has been on Oprah, The Daily Show, CNN, NY Times, the SeattleInsider page on KIROtv.com (this alone makes their brand unstoppable) and has captured over two billion press impressions for their bacon efforts."
J.D. Foods web-site (product creators): [^] :
"For When You Sweat Like A Pig.
POWER BACON is the Meaty Fresh evolution of J&D’s meat flavored and scented health and beauty products division. Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, POWER BACON provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent. For all day meat scented protection apply liberally to underarms or private areas. Do not eat, leave exposed to sunlight or explore the wilderness without a firearm(s). Not for sale in Alaska. j.k. we’ll totally take your money if you live in Alaska. Come on…
POWER BACON is available starting today at www.PowerBacon.com for $9.99 per stick."
bill
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
modified 8-Nov-13 11:05am.
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I think this is just crazy. At least that is my opinion
I <3 my Job
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I perceive phenomena like this as a reflection of the insanity of this world, certainly of the contemporary insanity of the country where I was born.
But, then, I ask myself if it is my own insanity leads me to select such things to perceive from the infinite flux of things-which-could-be-perceived. After all, what is the consciousness with which I perceive this reality except the product of my culture with all its insanity, and sanity, and the product of my genes with all their evolutionary agendas and stratagems ?
Unfortunately, I have only one personality at present, so no one replies to my question.
bill
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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