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I confess to doing one in VB, but earlier than that as a TSR process in C under DOS which was loaded by autoexec.bat.
speramus in juniperus
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When I was being taught about TSR at uni doing that was one of the assignments!
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I've also got one. It's so much fun...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Amazon wrote: Prank unsuspecting friends and colleagues!
Especially when connected to laptop as on picture #2...
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Judging by your spreadsheets, your boss installed one of these on your computer years ago.
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Harsh!
My spreadsheets are works of art.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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So are unmade beds, and half a shark...
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Yours is a much better example than mine was going to be[^].
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e.g. 2[^]
And before anyone calls me Shirley, I know it was posted here back in June.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The magic equilibrium of massaged data...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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For even more fun: remotely lock someone's desktop, while they're using it!
No purchase required and only a few lines of VBScript code to write.
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Did you also purchase a bottle of Liquid Ass?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Imagine the fun on a corporate network 500+, I wouldn't be too grateful for this present
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That's insane!
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One of our IT guys suggested I put on my own machine and ask the Help Desk to fix it.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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You should be really bored to use this... for me it's easier to disable the antivirus and download sub seven or something like that.
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that's great! pluggable aƨƨhole!
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Its been a reliable car, paid 1700 pounds for it 3, 4 years ago and have put 50000 miles on it.
I had to replace a suspension bush when I got it, but its passed every CT (technical control) without problems since, but afer gradually falling apart, including; alarm packed up, had to take it out, divers door electric window broke, heater system went onto part time mode, ignition barrel broke, had to start it with a screw driver, getting hit by a bus in Luxembourg, taking out the RHF foglight, door mirror, wing and windscreen, getting hit by my wife while parked up taking out the rear wing, it has now finally failed to start at all so I can at last get rid of it!
modified 4-Dec-13 8:21am.
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It has served you well by the sounds of things.....What you having next?
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alfa 156 JTS 2.0 veloce. I always liked Italian cars the best, and this has the 165 bhp motor, full leather etc. And they are cheap.
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A friend had an Alfa (being a petrol head, had a full garage of tools, manuals) dang thing kept going wrong! They are cheap as they are made of tin foil, rust if they get damp, the EMU is questionable. Most importantly with tinted windows they look COOL!
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They used to be bad for rust, all Italian cars were, but since the 90s they upped their game a lot and are now very good. They are mechanically reliable though, always were, they make very good engines and running gear the Italians. Its the electrics that worry me though. Perhaps I will need to have a lap top plugged into the CAM BUS on a permenant basis so I can monitor the sensors!
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They had to! Pat (my friend who I mentioned earlier) has gone and bought a new Massarti at the end of last year, he just found a rust spot on the door frame! better but... The electrics, are a mystery, he had to get a Gel battery so the darn thing would start.
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