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I don't believe you because there is no such thing as a 3rd party component that "just works".
It's not the best feeling in the world. It's the worst because you haven't found the bugs yet and now have no idea where to look to find them!
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: I don't believe you because there is no such thing as a 3rd party component that "just works".
And that's the thing that's scaring me. Deeply.
I've run it once and now I'm going over everything with a fine tooth comb. I'm expecting the equivalent of the moment I look up at exactly the moment a huge fanged gelatinous monster hiding on the ceiling above my head drops onto me and devours me in a pool of green slime.
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I hurts to laugh! Cut it out!
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In Hebrew we have a phrase for that, it translates to English as 'Everyday'...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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after extensive research (and despite one or two of the responses below that, really, shou'd have had the joke icon) i find that, in fact, this is the first time that this has actual,y happened.
pending documentary evidence, i propose calling this a 'Maunder Moment'
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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I hope it's not the famous last word.
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Hooray! Your "Hello World" worked.
Has to be, that's the ONLY program that works the first time.
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I vaguely recall that in the mid 1980s, it was known as "cracking the Golden Code"
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Sounds like you Bobbed it - not sure the 'ism' form though. Bobble?
Which reminds me, we're still waiting for the Bobble Head Bob. You haven't forgotten have you? No, you wouldn't forget.
It will be most coveted, and most cherished.
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IForgotToClearTheCacheIsm
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Chris Maunder wrote: I ran the code it...just...worked.
Wait until we get our hands on it. Mwahaha.
Chris Maunder wrote: Isn't that the best feeling in the world. It's like everything stops, and everything is perfect just in that moment.
We need a word for it.
We already have one. "Org..."
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Wait until we get our hands on it. Mwahaha
Oh, no no no no NO! My code is perfect. It runs. It has a zero bug count.
I'm not letting it out of the house.
EVER.
In fact I'm not going to run it again.
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Chris Maunder wrote: In fact I'm not going to run it again.
Now now. Software is like a child, you have to let it run loose, otherwise how will it learn from its mistakes?
Marc
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I am not having my software throw up on the carpet, draw all over the walls, put my wallet in the toaster and flush the cat down the toilet.
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...and then you put it into production and there comes a little devil out of no where that screws the whole thing up.
i.e. One oh sh*t wipes out a bunch of atta-boys!
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Chris Maunder wrote: We need a word for it.
Hamsterized? Baconated? CListCtrled? Maunderated?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Primitusaetasfactum (Primitus-Aetas-Factum).
Primitus is the latin word for First.
Aetas is the latin word for Time.
Factum is the latin word for Work(ing); also the meaning "accomplishment" or "achievement".
In summary, this means "first time working", or "first time achieved".
modified 29-Jan-14 23:05pm.
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OrGASM++
Will Rogers never met me.
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You refactored the Bluescreen code?
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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We call this a "perfect".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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nail code
Because you just "nailed" it.
short, simple and literally "too the point"
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UCantTouchThis[^]
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
~ Albert Einstein
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Codevana
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I never trust code that works first time. It's just lulling you into a false sense of security.
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