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A man is not complete until he's married. Then, he's finished.
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Just remember that marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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Wedding : Being 2 to solve problems you'd never have had if you had remained single.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Heard for the first time.
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It is the line I write on wedding cards. (Here a bad translation from French).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Don't spoil his honeymoon. He anyway will come to know all about these after that.
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Because a man does not know true happiness until he's married. After that, it is too late.
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You poor poor man!
You do realise that your life is now over and that you will be fitted with a tracker and questioned about your movements for the rest of your life?
Have a great day.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How much did you pay her?
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I know this is a joke question, but:
**Cough** Mahr[^] **Cough**
Had great fun with herself's father: I claim he wanted £2 for her, but I knocked him down to £1 as "she is over 30"
In reality there was a confusion in the negotiations, when he started talking about a "dowry", I assumed it worked like it did the UK (he pays me) - so I requested to keep it as low as possible as I thought it outmoded (but we needed to agree as a legal requirement). He agreed & I totally got the wife at a bargain price, l33t negotiating skills!
In the end I had to borrow the £1 off her mother - I forgot to bring the coin!
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I always found it interesting how different cultures have different payees for dowry. I'd be interested to learn how it started and changed over time.
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Allah yihaneekoum!
May she take your input and give you output! The good kind.
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Barak Allah feek
Thank you
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Congrats!
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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