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He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?
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Burgers grilled over apple wood chips are great!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The same guy who puts pineapple on pizza, I suspect...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Both my wife and daughter have pineapple on their pizza. I have learned to tolerate pineapple on my pizza. On occaision I will entertain myself by flicking the pineapple off my slice onto their plates, apparently I am the only one who is amused.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot.
But now:
(roll on the drums)
...they announce...
(building up the tension here)
...the latest in the series...
(sandwich on the piano)
...Avalanche Sharks[^]
Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain.
Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^]
Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Most likely.
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I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
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Looks good, hey?!
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Still more believable then A Chaste Life with Paris Hilton
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Yeah - but they never made that one!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Beat this![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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OriginalGriff wrote: An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.
How do I meet these girls?
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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First, catch your shark...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's how he got arrested.
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They do sound very chummy
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Yeah, but most of 'em are bait...jail bait...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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By-the-way Griff where is the fin[^] you owe me?
Not really but I tried.... where is that coat.
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Those are the tasty ones.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Didn't you read the synopsis - you're too late, they've all been eaten by sharks!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I was hoping that one or two got away.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I would like to raise you Rubber[^] the telepathic tire
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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They are known as B-movies, and they are financed by the apiary industries world-wide who wish to distract people from knowing about the plague of killer-bees which could drive the price of honey sideways.
The piscene, arachnid, and ophidian races are typical targets for their campaigns of disinformation sugared with titillating scenes of youthful rambunctiousness en déshabillé punctuated by death-by-chainsaws known to hold great fascination for people with susceptible minds.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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