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Gross. I just puked over my keyboard. Thanks a lot!
Marc
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They'd have to PAY me more than that to take it!
Seriously, 2.5k for a modern Squier, yet alone a defaced one.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Why does a guitar named after some Canadian kid have a Japanese woman's face stencilled on it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damn, we Canucks were hoping to palm him off as Japanese. Now you've given the plot away.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I hate to admit it, but that was funny.
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Ahh!
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What a waste of an otherwise perfectly good guitar.
/ravi
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*BEEP*
Launching Hyper-Focused Thermite Projectile to target (not the store) TGT84UU49WWDF43Q.
*BEEP*
Projectile Launched at target.
Awaiting Impact...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Don't be mean.
I quite like Justin Beiber.
Daughter: Hey mom,I 'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)
Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, OOOH!
(Mom runs into the bedroom)
Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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When your boss pressure you and you have no one to pressure in return!
The keyboard suffers!!!
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That's why we have cats.
Will Rogers never met me.
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You pressure cats?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think he might have mean cooker. Pressure cooker makes sense.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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... and why cats have claws.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know, and that's the glory of it.
Each one is better written than our internal workflow system. We're trying to get it replaced with JIRA so we don't have to maintain it, but management is in an escalation of commitment anti-pattern.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Each one is better written than our internal workflow system
:cringe:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Hell, that last one should be re-labelled TWOD!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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are general.
I mean come on, everyone knows that all geeks are well endowed and imbued with the power of 42.
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Welcome to tautology club, you know the first rule, right?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I hate all generalisations.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Generally speaking, I'd agree with you.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Slacker007 wrote: with the power of 42
You forgot the liquid nitrogen and the bacon
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Slacker007 wrote: well endowed and imbued with the power of 4 That's what she said.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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