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That's where your consciousness comes from?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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No comment...
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Of course, I was just taking the p .... wait, let's not start that again.
What's the point, I'm feeling drained by the fluidity of this exchange. I guess it's just a waste of our time and it will be a relief to consign this discussion to /etc.
I'll get my coat
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I was trying to let my puns drip out one at a time to spread them out and not make too big of splash, but you... you just let them flow!
Hold the door
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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This looks like the trickle down effect at work here.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Better yet, have every man and woman shower together and you'd save on time and water. Not to mention, it's always great to start a morning with a smile.
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If there is a woman in the shower with you it's going to be hard difficult to aim down towards the plug hole.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Gravity will take care of that.
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ewwwww
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Mrs Wife and I have pretty much always showered together.
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My girlfriend and I also like to shower together, but we don't pee while in the shower together.
I can't vouch for what she does when she is alone
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Mrs Wife and I have pretty much always showered together.
TMI!
Marc
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Pic or it didn't happen?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: have every man and woman shower together
Bl**dy big shower then!
You'll never get me in the same shower as the big smelly biker down the road.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Technical difficulties[^] may occur.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It will also help get rid of your athlete's foot.
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And if you're stung by a jellyfish during the night...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hate it when that happens.
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Bed jellyfish are the worst.
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chriselst wrote: Something I've been doing for years.
To think, all the times when I've been drunk and pissing in parking lots to bars, I've been doing good for the environment.
chriselst wrote: But I can't help but think the final image they used in the story is somewhat unfortunate.
Come on man, you haven't lived until you've peed in the shower.
Jeremy Falcon
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This is something I am unable of. I can't pee in the sea either. I have no explanation why, but it is simply something I can't do.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I can't pee in the sea either. Afraid of all those fish watching?
They piss in the sea too.
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bloody typo; see/sea
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They're only doing it in an attempt to con their parents into believing that they shower.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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