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Ooh, found the joke. Right. I just sorta cobbled it together. I'm trying to shaggy-dog that out to about 20 minutes, but as soon as midget/dwarf shows up, most people know what's coming.
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I'm sure that has been a Thorin in your side your whole life.
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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Movie Quote Of The Day
The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Which movie?
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Silent Movie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Unmentionables?
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Ninja club
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Little Johnny - The Movie!
Ah, no, that would probably have to be:
V. wrote: The first step to being mentioned is being noticed.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Don't be daft - I'm not a Dalek, but I do like to play doctor, though...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Step Up
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Ahem[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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Free Willy, Save Willy, Play with Willy, whatever.
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The 39 Steps ???
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Mr Smith Goes to Washington
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Before I read the article I was trying to remember when australia went into China. Now I know why I draw a blank.. Great humanity mission. Paintbrushes...
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Why don't we get military ops with names like that any more?
I mean, "Operation Desert Storm" is so passé...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Aussies have a way with words as shown by their leaders
Aussies[^]
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Must have been a really slow news week, if all he could come up with was that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No fair, we all know politicians have a frontal lobotomy as they move up the graft food chain and they were particularly save with Abbot. If they had done the right thing they would have simply cut his throat. He really is the king of drivel.
I can understand the Booker prize winning author cringing whenever that idiot opens his big yap.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My mind quickly asks what happened to the donors? #mmmBacon#
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