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See, everyone knows how to do except you!
The "jig" is up.[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I guess when getting punched in the face gets old, you can always smash out a few teeth with hickory sticks!
I used to go to a gym that did MMA and Kali. A very different mix of people.
Fun Fact: Look up the Dog Brothers. They tried to bring full contact (and no padding) Kali fights into the UFC, back when the UFC was almost banned in the US. The UFC told them that the public wasn't ready
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I thought pots and pans were an appropriate gift for girls.
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I have worn out my I-told-you-so stick. Perhaps I should try one of those Kali sticks instead.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I have an "I told you so stick" (bamboo walking stick) that I take along on walks for when the dogs get aggressive because I am walking by where they live.
It really works.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I had to look up kali sticks. Turns out they grow wild in my back field.
Bamboo that it.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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But there will still be too many things to shake them at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just got an email request from an internal client to reduce the scope of a project. I feel like a deer in headlights. My world view has been shaken. How can I cope with this traumatic situation?
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Make sure the part that is reduced... is not the part that you already finished!
IT'S A TRAP!
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^^^ This!
--
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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You forgot the joke icon, but pretty funny nonetheless!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I suppose I'm the only one that read that as "reduce the amount of payment we'll be making"?
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Internal client, so payment isn't involved. I work in an IT Department of a large-ish company, so my paycheck is the same whether any given project takes 6 weeks or 6 months.
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There's also the "we're not going to need the part you were going to write, goodbye" scenario.
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I was going to post that hours ago, but I waited for you to show up. Thanks, mate.
Will Rogers never met me.
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you don't have time to post here Wogger - you're busy with your multiple identical file detectoizator
MCAD
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That's not good.
It could mean that the company is being "streamlined", to make it more attractive to investors.
Make sure your CV is up to date.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fascinating science: [^], [^].
Black-out. Lights fade in, but the scene is still dark. A man and a woman sit at opposite ends of a dining table, both look grim, and tense. You see neither of them move their lips, or vary their facial expression, but these words are heard:
Man "But, I thought we had everything going for us ..."
Woman "It's hard to explain ..."
Man "Is there ... somebody else ?"
Woman "No, oh no ... it's just that ... well ... your microbiome sucks."
Man "That's really hurtful, you know ... didn't I become a vegan just for you, don't I have spirulina every morning because ... of you ?"
Woman "I wish ... how I wish ... I could put it some other way that would make you feel better about it !"
Fade to black. Fade in of a brilliantly sunlit tropical beach; a man and woman walk hand-in-hand into a calm emerald sea. Sound of waves, occasional sea-bird cries. Voice over by a deep, soothing, male voice:
"It can seem hopeless ... I know ... I've been there ..."
"You try and change and ... it just doesn't work ... and you feel like you've made yourself into somebody you aren't ..."
"The guilt, the anger, the grief ... I've been there."
Fade in background track of inspirational music: man and woman slowly turn and face the camera, their backs to the sea. The male voice shifts into a more powerful, assertively optimistic tone:
"But, now there is hope ! ... there is ... Microptimal !"
"A unique patent-pending process of microbiomial transplant and personality adjustment !"
"You can BE compatible, not just TRY to be compatible !"
The man and the woman lift their hands, and wave, as the camera pans in for a close-up. They kiss.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Stop bugging us with this!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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So this is what viral marketing is all about!
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That's a strange way to market yogurt...
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I think you're about ready to release your email spam campaign, Bill. Good work!
Will Rogers never met me.
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