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Johnny J.8-Dec-14 1:37

Johnny J.

8-Dec-14 1:37

Yeah, you posting about it here clearly shows that... Poke tongue | ;-P

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CBadger8-Dec-14 3:04

CBadger

8-Dec-14 3:04

I invoke rule 3 then
"stop"

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Johnny J.8-Dec-14 3:17

Johnny J.

8-Dec-14 3:17

You made me think of this oldie, you did:

A guy blows a stop sign in Philly and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop: "License and registration please."
Driver: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"
Driver: "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration."
Cop: "Okay, exit your vehicle sir."
At this point, the cop takes out his Night Stick and starts beating the crap out of the driver and says, "Now sir, do you want me to slow down or stop?"

Now, do you want me to stop or slow down? Wink | ;)

Nagy Vilmos8-Dec-14 1:51

8-Dec-14 1:51

"Don't ask, don't tell" - or was that something else?

Slacker0078-Dec-14 2:01

Slacker007

8-Dec-14 2:01

What's fight club?

Nagy Vilmos8-Dec-14 2:05

8-Dec-14 2:05

I've no idea, no one will tell me.

Slacker0078-Dec-14 2:07

Slacker007

8-Dec-14 2:07

Maybe Pompey Boy will spill the chili beans on this. Smile | :)

Nagy Vilmos8-Dec-14 2:24

8-Dec-14 2:24

This thread is becoming the Pitts.

Rage8-Dec-14 2:25

8-Dec-14 2:25

You'd better not brad about it.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
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RUs1238-Dec-14 2:26

RUs123

8-Dec-14 2:26

Lest you shall get thrown into a pitt!

Rage8-Dec-14 2:36

8-Dec-14 2:36

Pun club rule 2 : you don't use the same word twice. It is brad practice.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

Slacker0078-Dec-14 2:38

Slacker007

8-Dec-14 2:38

Nagy Vilmos8-Dec-14 2:39

8-Dec-14 2:39

Rage wrote:
you don't use the same word twice. It is brad practice.

*cough* *cough*

OriginalGriff8-Dec-14 2:48

OriginalGriff

8-Dec-14 2:48

Has he got his petard? Good..now...hoist! Laugh | :laugh:

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Rage8-Dec-14 2:52

8-Dec-14 2:52

Wow, looks like your irony detection courses finally pay off. Big Grin | :-D

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

RUs1238-Dec-14 2:48

RUs123

8-Dec-14 2:48

Yes, people could really pitt against you if you do that.

Rage8-Dec-14 2:53

8-Dec-14 2:53

I'd have to flee abrad.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.

RUs1238-Dec-14 2:56

RUs123

8-Dec-14 2:56

Be careful, moving can have a lot of pittfalls.

Fredrik Bornander8-Dec-14 2:28

Fredrik Bornander

8-Dec-14 2:28

There's apparently different versions[^], a common trait seems to be that you don't talk about them.

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