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I think that I'm going for the "Nuns having fun" calendar... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like the animals with mustaches 
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Don't you get the CP Calender? Last year's Hamster Sunflower Frenzy was amazing!
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Gawd no! Sean is hand-delivering them again this year! 
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Come on, what would winter be like without the excitement of Sean's visit?
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Less nauseous?
I still haven't forgotten the Mankini / nipple tassels combo... 
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Last time he stayed until spring.
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I don't know about that, the HEISSE KARTOFFEL calendar seems better.
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"Underwater Puppies" rules!
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I roll my own. 
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If anyone answers the current CP survey titled:
When meeting with team members to discuss tasks, what do you prefer?</big>>
and they answer with option 4;
Meetings with those that don't understand and don't care and go on forever>
Will the codeprojectarian ober logs secretly label the survey voter as a liar.
...and remember their input for other occasions.
In another life, we always added questions that would indicate dishonest responses as a measure to glean our data of nuisance and inconsistent responses. These were tallied up on what we called a K-Scale, which would indicate that their answers to other questions should be considered to be unreliable as well. It is an old anti-troll trick.
Schedule the meeting for 16:30 and guaranteed the meeting will be over before 17:00 because those sort of people just want to go home early as possible at the end of the day.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: Schedule the meeting for 16:30
Who the heck would want to stay that late? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't know your work hours Johnny.
Here Public servants work 09:00 to 17:00. ( The old 9 to 5)
Therefore the 16:30 meeting is generally quick and productive.
Especially from my point of view, not necessarily theirs.
What time do you start and finish?
My times vary a lot depending on what is going down.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Here the wage slaves work 07:00 to 16:00. Call a meeting for 16:30 and you meet alone (unless you're buying the drinks).
Will Rogers never met me.
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"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z" (9)
Thought this up on the bus this morning.
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You are missing the L
Thats why i can't solve it :I
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No L, No L. Noooo L, No L.
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Alphabets
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Close, but no cigars! (Hint: try counting!)
Ignore me, I'm suffering caffeine withdrawal... 
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modified 10-Dec-14 4:04am.
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And I am into hyper mode with 3 cups of coffee in 1 hour
cheers,
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Nice array POmpey3, but, it is too close to Christmas to answer this. 
The other version has the P missing.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: The other version has the P missing.
I am unaware of this?
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Sorry Pompey it is stupid and I should not have brought this up.
.... and it isn't the "First no P"
Teacher asks student to recite the alphabet.
Student answers with an array like yours except the "L" is in it, but the "P" is not.
The teacher chastises the student and demands to know what happen to the "P".
Student answers with, "It is running down my leg Miss"
Kindergarten Stuff
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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It's beginning to look a lot like ...
Let's see how long it takes to purge that tune from our heads. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: It's beginning to look a lot like ...
Wednesday?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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