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chriselst wrote: you get told what your assigned thing is, you pay for it, it gets delivered.
There are multiple websites for that already, e.g. "wife" and "personal assistant" are pretty popular.
They usually don't implement http protocol correctly, though. But you're a smart guy, you'll figure it out.
On the plus side, with some of the sites you can even skip the "put in your details" step - apparently they already know them better than you ever will.
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Hi Guys, Cricket worldcup festival is back. I am very excited about the event. What you guys think about it ?
Also lets play a pridiction game. Let's Start by Major Predition. Please reply as follows:
Favorite Team: India
Pridiction (Winner of Cup'15) : 'Australia'
That's what i predict, whats you guys predict ?
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Huminity
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I predict that a large majority of people on here will be saying "what the hell is cricket"
and a large proportion of those that do know it is a sport will be saying "meh"
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I already do so with soccer/football.
Wake me when there are WarCraft-Worldcups.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Wake me when there are WarCraft-Worldcups.
If you stopped playing Warcraft, you might get a girlfriend who could wake you up instead of us.
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--- Pomps retracts claws and leaves
veni bibi saltavi
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he has retractable leaves? what is he, a table?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Why would I want that, and why does it bother you?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Close.
I do know what cricket is[^], but some of my interjections have been influenced by Italian, so I said "beh", not "meh".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I know what cricket is - but I can't be bothered with it.
Dull game, dull, dull, dull.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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why? not enough sheep?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Counting sheep is a cure for insomnia.
So is cricket.
Put them together, and you'll be comatose!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought counting sheep in Wales was classed as grooming
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, grooming is when you pretend to be a young, handsome ram, and...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've seen very little of cricket. It looks like a child's version of baseball. I know it's quite popular in some areas so perhaps there is some sport to it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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sorry but over here we call baseball rounders and it is a popular kids game, but usually only played when the gym class was unisex
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I have played a bit of baseball and cricket.
I found baseball to be rather dull (although I don't mind watching it)
I found cricket to be utterly terrifying
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I've always heard that baseball was a child's version of women's cricket.
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women cricket? they have been doing better than the men recently, and in no way can be compared to rounders sorry Baseball
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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To Paraphrase Charles V, HRE, at the Diet of Worms: "I can barely contain my apathy".
Er. Puneet Goel wrote: whats you guys predict ?
I predict the pigeons will jump over the boundary rope while rain stops play.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I predict the pigeons will jump over the boundary rope while rain stops play.
Hey! Faarrrkkkk off. This is Australia, it's Seagulls what are at our cricket grounds. Only Bill Lawry has pigeons.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Er. Puneet Goel wrote: whats you guys predict ?
"Pain."
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Favourite team -England
Winner - Aus
Er. Puneet Goel wrote: Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Huminity
You could use paper for spelling practice though.
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Just in previous years - I care no...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Here's your answer[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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