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What if every country had ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they're rubbish?
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Japan actually has none; the French made that up to draw attention away from their own.
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Justb imagine it, 1000s of highly trained men, skilled in the art of stealth retreat and singing La Marseilles.
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Sounds terrifying. 1000 Cacofonixs making the heaven cry and rain forever? By the way the french name for this person is way better: Assurancetourix. Assurance = insurance, tourix (tout risque) = all risks.
For those who don't understand a word: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Asterix_characters[^]
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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I was gonna say; take this to the soapbox, but then you ambushed me with some backstabbing ninja talk. 
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 Just absolutely brilliant
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The rest of the world does have them.
We just don't call them "ninjas", because it's a really stupid word.
ninja
ninnn-ja!
nin-nin-nin-ja-ja-ja!
Yeah, really gives the impression of a scary ghostly silent assassin.
(In a Looney Tunes cartoon, maybe.)
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I call our network guy ninja as I never see him come or go.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I call our network guy ninja as I never see him data come or go.
Sounds more realistic.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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+5. That's a new one for me. Thanks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's like pigeons. The ones we see are actually just the babies.
The adults are the size of Volkwagens.
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Listening to some great dance tracks and really getting into it!
To all the coders in da house!
Throw your hands on your keyboards!
Now code like you just don't care (we'll call it JavaScript)!
*HARD BASS BOOMS!*
*BASS DROPS!*
*CODE COMPILES!*
On an unrelated note, I finally got some good speakers and installed them on my laptop 
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Yes, it is possible to relate throw and JavaScript.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It certainly makes me hurl...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just as long as you don't touch yourself and write about it. 
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A JavaScript IDE should have a close down dialogue "Now please wash your hands"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've got other websites for that
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Sander Rossel wrote: *BASS DROPS!*
Anyone who drops the bass should try a smaller instrument.
Actually, where most of these bass drops occur, the protagonists should try playing real instruments.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: the protagonists should try playing real instruments
And then they'd play death metal and someone goes "they should play real music". Someone is always going to disagree. I like real instruments and I like computers and I like music that combines it
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I wasn't stating a preference; however, I do much prefer music where I can tell some effort and talent has gone into creating and performing it (i.e. it has to go into creating and performing music, not writing pseudocode scripts or play sequences for software tools).
Most electronic "music" that I've heard gives the exact opposite impression.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: where I can tell some effort and talent has gone into creating and performing it
Mark_Wallace wrote: not writing pseudocode scripts or play sequences for software tools
That's our jobs (writing code and using tools)! You want to tell me that doesn't need effort and talent!?
Why not try to create a great sounding dance track? I think it takes more work than you'd think
And even if it doesn't it's still more dance-able than, say, classical
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why not try to create a great sounding dance track?
Why not do what you're talented at doing, and leave other things for people who are talented at doing them?
Oh, yeah. Money and fame.
Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots!
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I don't think many dance musicians are getting a lot of money and fame. Not the ones I listen to anyway.
Even in dance music there is such a thing as underground and love for the music (not that I'm in the underground all that much)
And guys like DJ Tiësto are just lucky, he really didn't start for money or fame.
That said, there's garbage dance, there's good dance. And I'm using dance as a sort of overall name for dance-able electronic music.
Mark_Wallace wrote: Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots!
That has nothing to do with the artists, they wouldn't be rich and famous if it weren't for the people liking them
Now I'm going to blast some NICKI MINAJ out of my speakers!!! Just kidding, not even I can appreciate that!
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