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The world might change for the better, but British lousy dressing standards must remain. Otherwise the world would go mad I say. Mad. Etc.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: British lousy dressing standards must remain Quite right!
Daddy's sauce is far superior to that foreign muck!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Holiday? New Job? Deportation? too drunk to read the departure board correctly?
we need to know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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New job.
He quit the cold, damp heart of the North Sea oil platforms for the hot, dry deserts in a search for a shorter commute...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He'll be the only Scotsman in Qatar come 2022.
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We'll have to help him put together an independence campaign.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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why do I get rats and sinking ships spring to mind
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Oh come one that's just not on. Totally unfair. Unjustifiable.
NOW I have to wash the coffee from both my shirt AND my monitor
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Dave Auld doesn't always see the sun, but when he does he gets blinded.
Dave Auld has been preparing for his new environment by rereading Dune.
Dave Auld looks forward to commuting on a bantha.
Dave Auld's relocation has caused a sever downturn in the haggis industry.
Dave Auld has been seen skulking around the marketplace "looking for dates".
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Another easy one:
Hear CA? You peek - you find! Stay calm, if you can. (2,3,3,4,4,4)
Good luck!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Ar, arr, arr, arrr, arrr, arrr
Am I close?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: Am I close? Well, if you are panicking, then you are not.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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IF YOU CAN, KEEP YOUR HEAD?
Anagram of "Hear CA? You peek - you find"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It really is!
Now you have got one more thing to do on Monday.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Just a suggestion: putting nearly half the answer - word for word - in the question doesn't look right...
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"Where possible, stay calm"?
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Where possible, stay calm"? Problems only arise when Where != Here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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:phoooooosh!:
(That was the sound of that flying right past over my head )
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If "here" isn't where it's possible, then you don't have to stay calm.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening.
Which movie?
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Rocky I - XXXXVI
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Good call! Seeing that I train full contact karate (Kyokushin), I can really relate to that!
We jokingly call THIS[^] a "Kyokushin Tattoo", and in our dojo, we do tattooes on mondays and thursdays...
A side note: I would actually like to get a REAL ONE[^], but I don't because - strangely enough for a guy training full contact karate (who frequently look like the image above) - I'm scared it will hurt too much...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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... does your profile have ROUND rep point "boxes" when everybody else have square?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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