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Glad I could help with the interior decoration...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Can you meet me at the airport?
I'll be on the next flight...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No good, Griff - We haven't got THAT many virgins over here...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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We haven't got any over here!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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well whose fault is that
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Not mine...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was late with this one, as well?
Jeeze.
Worst. Monday. Evah!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I should have known when I looked at my agenda, this morning, that it was a terrible Monday.
Thursdays usually are.
(++ for appropriate use of an HH quote)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow! They've still got virgins in Sweden!
So the shortage isn't completely global!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What can I say? We save some so that we can make Gourmet Toast
AND heat baguettes!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Nuff said![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Okay, we're done here. Move along...
Will Rogers never met me.
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What have you against ray-bans are you some kind of religious nutter or what? what will Hollywood movies stars and rap artist wear in night clubs if you bad ray-bans
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: bad ray-bans Exactly! Bad, bad Ray-Bans! Sit! Staaay!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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From this day forward, mankind is no longer allowed to procreate.
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f*** you
(is that still acceptable?)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes - you are both men and can't procreate, at least not with each-other.
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Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years.
For many of you this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: For many of you this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
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No explanation needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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FINALLY some sense[^] in this discussion!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Link fail?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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LOL - The hamsters are at it again. Seems there are some problems with the link cut and paste functionality here on CP. Good to know - Up until now, I had attributed it to other peoples sloppiness. Now that it has happened to me, it MUST be a bug!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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oh now you blame the hamsters, that's a risky thing to do they have long memories and are very vindictive
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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