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Is this some kind of joke?
I feel offended
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Of course! you should definitely
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Member 9441074 wrote: some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
Don't care.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Stop joking. Definitely.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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a hard truth! but as said, I understand it after.. not before
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The real question though is, does any of your jokes make them laugh?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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well of course, sometimes it makes my audience laughing a lot!
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Before you start a serious discussion, edit your post, select the type "Joke" and save it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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well, it's not a complete joke! seems funny but a real life question indeed!
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Finally, you have managed to hurt me.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sorry dude!! may be it's an example of my jokes hurting ppl
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Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something
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How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jeeze.
Worst.Troll.Evah!
And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones
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Fine, fine.
As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^].
Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stopped, have to work now!
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Of course you do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.
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[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it ]
The only advice I could give is:
1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe)
2. Know your audience
Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I liked your advices (seriously, not joke). Thanks.
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i think people are right...
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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