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Movie Quote Of The Day
After a weekend full of Slash, KISS, Bodycount, Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Scorpions and Faith No More (and others). An appropriate MQOTD 
Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.
Which movie?
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Saturday Night Fever
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Another day on the toilet
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I think that was our FD in his last motivational speech to the staff.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The exam
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Major boobage.
Is that too nsfw?
How was Marilyn Manson? I'm considering seeing him live, but if he is only playing new stuff, I might as well skip it. 
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I wasn't that impressed 
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The Passion of Christ
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hitler in USA !! 
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Isn't that from Taylor Swift's letter to Apple?
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Spock: The Dark Side
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Yesterday's CP Weekly Newsletter called for articles on the Apple Swift language.
Now, let me tell you, I don't think it's worth an article, and it's a bit off-topic for CP, but I reckon the language could have got really, really heated, and other folks could have joined in as well, and stuck it to Apple good and proper.
Fortunately, Apple had a rethink on Sunday, and changed the policy, so all is now sweet and calm.
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A well taylored post sir! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know there was a blank space, baby, I could have wrote my name.
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Sounds like they were able to shake it off.
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I have been working on building GDBM with MSVC, and I ended up creating a VS project for that, and after some fiddling, I got it to work.
It took about 30 minutes to get it working, and no patches were needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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GDBM == Gosh Darn Big Mofo?
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Gnu DBM. It is an extended implementation of the UNIX DBM interface.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I remember writing such a file manager (I can't see why they call it DB?!) for my final project at the collage to help me with the data part...
I didn't want to use COBOL (which has it built in) and connecting the mainframe for SQL was out-of-question, so I wrote a file manager to store indexed data...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: It took about 30 minutes to get it working, and no patches were needed.
It's nice when a project works out easier then expected.
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Did anyone try using it? Opinions or ideas?
Xaml still seems to be ok so why would one switch to WinJS?
I can find some comparison charts on the internet but nothing beats experience.
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