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Generally, I agree - I'm not a big fan of meat substitutes, but a seaweed that happens to be reminiscent of bacon may (or may not) be OK.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Yea who the elephant needs that? I mean if you wanna live meatless, then do it consequently!
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The first thing I thought of was the sushi potential with this stuff.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Why can't they make everything taste like bacon, even bacon, and call it a day?
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...but it was a bit over my head.
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..but it loses a lot in the translation
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It's a terrible sin, repent!
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What... a fine transformation?
See, he was right. A lot lost in translation.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado?
Husband: Salma Hayek
Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers?
Husband: Mikaela Banes
Wife: When did the girl next door moved in?
Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this?
Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
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Can I request the Hindi version?
This was too-awkward!
The sh*t I complain about
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Many people believe that remembering birthdays is a question of memory - while it's not entirely. I'm perfectly aware of the birthdays of my relatives, but I don't have a strong sense of time. Today is today, not July 15th... unless I have to write it somewhere for me there exist only the "present". I'm a stateless being as many people are, especially those wha have a similar daily / weekly routine.
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you should use an advanced calendar service. The Google calendar can remind you a day before any "reoccuring date". So it might help
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I do - but then forget, the day after is a wholly new experience starting from scratch every day. Also, if Google remembers me now that today is the birthday of someone but I'm busy and can't phone / I'm not at home well... in a couple of minutes I forget again today's date and anything related
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I get that too, that is why I put all birthdays to start at midnight and have the reminder set for 30 minutes before the task.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And then you phone the person 11:30 at night?
I have a similar problem with birthdays. Even though I may technically know the birthday if asked for it, I still don't think of it at the exact day.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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No as I am asleep and I look at my phone in the morning and I then know to call them
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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KarstenK wrote: Google calendar can remind you a day before any "reoccuring date". Telling me today, that tomorrow is July 16th, is not really much use.
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d@nish wrote: This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
Its too much like my reality for me to find it funny.
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Display Name Taken wrote: d@nish wrote: This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
FTFY!
Sorry d@nish, but it doesn't work in English translation (not for me anyway)...
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- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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they can all bugger off, I thought it was giggle worthy
veni bibi saltavi
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This is instead a possible conversation with my WTB (Wife To Be, planning marriage, I mean really actually planning it).
WTB (wakes up poor fella me at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado?
ME: The flock do I know? It's you the one who watch movies.
WTB: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers?
ME: Who's Megan Fox?
WTB: When did the girl next door moved in?
ME: is there a new girl next door? When did the old neighbours movZZzzzzz...
Yup, I'm a bit careless
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Haha, good one.
Well to be fair, if you wake me up at 2 AM be prepared for some random information. I usually dream vividly so I'm half there and half in the real world. I could probably name almost anything about the person/people/beings in my dream be they real or fiction. But even asking me my name, the company I work for, her name, either birthday(including my own) would result in a bewildered expression on my face and I can only imagine how angry she would look.
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The former Mrs Me had a birthday two days before mine so we generally split the difference and had a single celebration on the day in the middle. I suppose I should have seen the writing on the wall the year she sent out invitations to the bash which entirely failed to mention that it was my birthday too! Somehow the claim that she'd forgotten just didn't ring true!!!
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