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And there is the oldie about genies...
A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each.
The Scot says "I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms." The genie waves his hand, and lo! Sheep farms everywhere.
The Englishman was amazed and decides "I want a wall around England to keep those elephanting Scots and Welsh out." With a wave of the genies hand, there was a wall around England.
The Welshman asks the genie about the wall.
The genie replies that it's 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.
"Fill it with water" he wishes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weekend hunger...Thank you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Meekly mows the lawn. Doesn't do anything else.
Baa baa! :sheep:
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There is nothing like first-hand experience...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not quite, my other half is from Northern Ireland!
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an oldie but a goody - I remember the last one being changed to 'married a Kiwi (Maori) lass' (they can be more fierce than the men !)
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I know, but it adds something to a quiet (as usual) Sunday in the lounge.
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What about the fourth guy?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Here he is![^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Still there is a happy ending in his case.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Really?
DaveAuld wrote: He told her that she was to
[...]
DaveAuld wrote: He gave his wife orders that she was to
[...]
DaveAuld wrote: He ordered her to
Just once, I'd love to hear how one of those conversations go.
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dandy72 wrote: I'd love to hear how one of those conversations go
I think "badly" is the answer!
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my god, I have to actually install Visual Studio and work in an IDE? No way. I want to work from the command line for development, and if you want to use C# for the back end, I'm not going to help you.
Yes indeed, I heard that on Friday from a Linux guy who is trying to push for a Django / Python back end at the company I'm working at.
F***ing script-kiddies.
Marc
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I have no respect for developers who claim they couldn't possibly develop without the latest IDE and related tools. Do more with less.
I use Visual Studio only when I need to (WinForms and SSIS), but all my other C# I do old-school*. And I prefer to do primarily back-end, library, utility stuff.
I can send him a copy of the simple IDE I wrote -- I use it for C#, C, and VB. I'm sure it can do other languages (basically all you need to do is tell it how to call the compiler). (Sorry, no article is forthcoming at this time.)
* No syntax highlighting, no code folding, no debugger, no designer, no intellisense, no real-time syntax checking, just raw like a chopped panhead yo. Like turbo C, except Turbo C has a debugger.
modified 1-Aug-15 22:10pm.
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I've been using screwdrivers to push in nails and make holes in walls for a very long time. Many times it's just easier.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I've been using screwdrivers to push in nails and make holes in walls for a very long time. Many times it's just easier.
That's like admitting you code in basic.
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Hardly ever. And it's BASIC, you heathen.
And BASIC is still easier to use than COBOL and Fortran.
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Hey I've got an Atari 800 with 32K RAM and cassette tape backup if anyone is interested. I'll throw in the BASIC cartridge for free even!
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Oh, now you've stepped in it...
I have a MicroVAX 3100 (circa 1986) with 8MB RAM and two 1GB HDDs and VAX BASIC installed.
VAX BASIC V3.9-000
Ready
print 6*7
42
Ready
10 for i = 1 to 10
20 print "Hello, world!"
30 next i
runnh
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Hello, world!
Ready
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That's some serious storage you got there; I remember my first PC had a 40MB hard drive and that was plenty.
I also remember coding in "Machine Code" on my speccy.
And yes, I'm aware this is starting to turn into the Monty Python 4 Yorkshiremen sketch[^].
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I can't resist. My first machine was a Commodore Vic-20... with 3.5K of user RAM and built in BASIC.
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Luxury! I had a TRS-80 with no tape drive and a broken game cartridge slot. Literally all I could do with it was type in BASIC programs that would disappear as soon as I switched it off.
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