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Why thanks Ravioli!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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It's very similar, yes - but I hadn't been there until just now, and my version arrived in an email a couple of weeks ago!
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Ok, this time I let it go through yet
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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And what's your defence for this[^] one?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Doctrine of Signatures
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Done
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Ah, pizza off. You're such a ham. You've got too mushroom in your schedule for cheesy jokes...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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http://www.xkcd.com/1572/[^]
That's one odd survey...I have no idea what results he expects...I don't even know if the questions are the same each time, but one of the ones I got was "on a scale of 1 to 5, what is your favorite number? : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5"
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No can do. The cert causes my browser to not let me. Not even one of those Do you want to continue anyway kind of things. Just a flat out No.
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Interesting.
Which browser?
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Well there's your problem!
The survey is hosted on Google Docs and MS wants you to use Bong.
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Google claims that there are too many requests and that it cannot handle the load
Impressive survey.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Probably the same. Oddly enough, I enjoyed that a lot. Time to visit the shrink, I guess.
What was your favourite number? Mine is 3.
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My favorite number is a Guid: "8c422ce8-ac73-44c9-87a4-0f356a088a3e" but it doesn't fit in the box...
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Quote: "on a scale of 1 to 5, what is your favorite number? : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5"
I bet that 1 will get a really low score.
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I almost always buy Dell. For development, nothing touches a Precision in modularity, maintenance, you name it. It's just designed with the concept that someone is going to use this day in and day out, so hey! let's make swapping a keyboard easy.
The other day my wife's Samsung laptop had a liquid accident. 4 keys stopped working. I put on my IT hat, ordered the replacement keyboard and innocently started disassembling her unit.
I have to do get a Dremel and remove plastic rivets? Seriously? I have to grind the laptop into pieces to remove the cover holding the keyboard in place.
I should change the title - designer needs his legs broken. I was thinking about a new Kia... I don't think so.
Seriously Samsung - what were you thinking?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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